Where the feck am I?

[Silver]

''Ouch Trapp, stop biting my leg!'' I tell :venap:
He's not letting go.
Oof... I've it the ground.
Something's there, it's looking right at me...
OOOWWW!!!
IT'S HITTIN' ME!!!
''Trapp, Get it! Kill it!''

OoC: Naming Venap 'Trapp', Which is a reference, CAN YOU GUESS IT?

[NyteFyre]

OOC: Sorry, most references are lost on me.

This little squirrel was after your face, cause it looked delicious. Throwing it off of your face, you see a crazed look in it's eyes. It's dark, empty eyes...

[4] :mogel: [female] 22/22

[Silver]

She wants my face?!?!
SHE WANTS MY FACE?!?!
SHE.
CAN'T.
HANDLE.
MY.
FACE!

So :duval: shall use ember to burn her ass off. :D

[Cyndadile]

Before Mogel can properly fry Mogel's hindquarters, Mogel rolls up in a ball to defend herself. However, the extra defense does absolutely nothing to dissipate the heat.
[5] :duval: [Female] 24/24
[4] :mogel: [female] 16/22 [+1 Defense]

[Silver]

''Loki, ember her again!'' I'm screaming at her, I really shouldn't be...

[Cyndadile]

Loki moved first this time, scorching Mogel with a few hot coals. Mogel retaliates by pounding her fist into Loki's face.
[5] :duval: [Female] 17/24
[4] :mogel: [female] 10/22 [+1 Defense]

[Silver]

OoC: Uhh... Cyn? Might wanna edit that.

[4] :mogel: [female] 16/22 [+1 Defense]

[Cyndadile]

Edit what now?

[Silver]

The damage, did I miss?

[Cyndadile]

[I was joking, I went back and edited it. I was trying to pretend that it never happened. ;)]

[Silver]

As I reached for my balls (STOP IT) I grabbed one hard (I SAID STOP IT), pulled it out of my sack (WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?) and threw it with full force at the :mogel:

[Cyndadile]

In a flash of red light, Mogel is contained. The ball starts doing the Harlem Shake, but no one else joins in. Embarrassed, the ball stops shaking and sulks quietly in a corner.

You caught Mogel! Would you like to give it a nickname?

As you collect the newest member of your team, a new challenger appears. It pecks at your feet and chirps in protest. You've woken it up from its nap! It will not allow you to get away with this!
[3] :fincherp: [Male] [17/17]

[Silver]

Just for that reference, I'm calling her Harley and now she shall kick that bird ass!

But first I shall use a potion on her!

[Cyndadile]

Nickname'd.

Free advice: I would seriously advise against using a potion, as HP is automatically replenished after battles in the TRPG. :D

[Silver]

''Fair enough'' I'm talking to voices in my head, Harley's giving a strange look, this isn't helping me score any points with her, is it?
No?
Okay, '' Harley welcome to the team, but first kill that bird over there for me, will you?''
A HUGE grin just appeared on :mogel: 's face, I've created a monster.

pa pa pa pa pa POUND! ---> (Also a reference, can you guess it?)

[Cyndadile]

OOC: Sorry, I miss a lot of references. I think I need to spend more time on the internet.

Harley darted forward and smacked Fincherp. She looked happier than a coal-miner on Christmas Day. Meanwhile, Finchert bit back, smashing his beak into Harley's forehead.
[4] :mogel: [female] [17/22]
[3] :fincherp: [Male] [10/17]

[Silver]

OoC: It's okay I'll probably post all the references at a later date, (If I remember!)

But yet again, Harley shall pound like she's never pounded before.
Don't twist that.

[Cyndadile]

Fincherp rushed towards Harley, who innocently stepped aside and held out her arm for Fincherp to run into. Fincherp's head snapped back as he collided with her, but his beak managed to puncture Harley's hand before she lost her momentum.
[4] :mogel: [female] [12/22]
[3] :fincherp: [Male] [3/17]

[Silver]

Your honor, I used pound in that fight. I- I'm sorry... I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL THE POOR BIRDIE! HONEST!

[ImmunityBow]

Jury's out... and you don't have to worry about legal charges. The bird's merely fainted.

[4] :mogel: [female] [12/22]
[3] :fincherp: [Male] [0/17] [Fainted]

Harley gained 30 EXP! What would you like to do now?

[Silver]

I WANNA GO HOME!!!
But I can't, I live in another region.
So I press on to Sunset village...