I was losing, then the guy misses 4 times in a row (log excerpt)

I am Gades.

Gades Gallione switched in Hippowdon (lvl 100 Hippowdon ♀).
Hippowdon's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
Pointed stones dug into Hippowdon.
Hippowdon lost 6% of its health.
Salamence used Fire Blast.
Salamence's attack missed!
The sandstorm rages.
Salamence is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Salamence lost 6% of its health.

Salamence used Draco Meteor.
Salamence's attack missed!
Hippowdon used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
Salamence lost 64% of its health.
sappfire's Salamence fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
sappfire switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ♂).
Gades Gallione switched in Heracross (lvl 100 Heracross ♀).
Pointed stones dug into Heracross.
Heracross lost 12% of its health.
Heatran used Fire Blast.
Heatran's attack missed!
The sandstorm rages.
Heracross is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Heracross lost 6% of its health.

Heatran used Fire Blast.
Heatran's attack missed!
Heracross used Close Combat.
It's super effective!
Heatran lost 100% of its health.
sappfire's Heatran fainted.
Heracross's defence was lowered.
Heracross's special defence was lowered.
The sandstorm rages.
Heracross is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Heracross lost 6% of its health.

sappfire switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ♂).
Gades Gallione: wow

You changed your name again? Oh well.

How many pokemon did you guys have left?

He had 4 and I was down to 2. After Scizor came in, I sacked Heracross then went to Hippowdon to Earthquake and was just hoping that his last Pokemon would be something that'd die to EQ too. So he sends in Scizor and I EQ. Then he uses.... U-turn.... and brings out his last Pokemon, which was a Jolteon. Of course, he ate the Earthquake in the face and Scizor came back in, tried to U-turn again but I had 7% HP left after it and EQ'd for the win.

He would've won if he hadn't been retarded and sent his Jolteon in.

He was probably pretty pissed off after that. It seems like I'm always on the reverse end of those deals. Someone critical hitted on me 3 times in a row during a test run of an NU team I made.

I'm used to having super hax on both sides. I've had hilarious moments where I Ice Beamed a Venusaur, froze it, next turn, he defrosts in one turn, Sleep Powder misses, Ice Beam freezes again, and later on in the battle I get critted 3 times in a row and FT burned.

I hate when stuff like that happens to me...

wow........thw worst that's ever happened to me was one time i used EQ like 5 times in a row on an E4 toughness dude, and missed everytime, however just as he was about to kill me, he switches out for something else, and practically over-kills me, since EQ missed again, and were both some electric types that i should have OHKO'd easily....and it was my last poke, so i lost....it was also the dude's last two....