Pokemon Online/Shoddy Quotes (possibly offensive)

Some funny stuff. Go ahead and post your own, here's a few:

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Judge Dredd: i like how sjcrew criticized my team then lost 0-3
Judge Dredd: what a faggot
SJCrew: I like how you got completely fucking lucky
SJCrew: and think you have the right to brag
SJCrew: grow up
Judge Dredd: one WoW miss, which is what 20%
Judge Dredd: i had lum anyway
Judge Dredd: it wouldnt have mattered
SJCrew: go bang your dad you ignorant fuck
Judge Dredd: haha owned

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Sly Cooper: Imperfectluck is the meanest mod of any server on the internet in the history of chatrooms
sly cooper was banned by imperfectluck. for 23 hours, 59 minutes.

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rymac: What do you nickname Eric Cartman's Scizor? Respect mah Prioritah

The last two are pretty funny, especially the Sly Cooper one... reminds me of this one time I was foolin' with a chat mod at kingdomofloathing.com.

... needless to say, they didn't find the humor in my statements. -_-

As for the first chat bit up there... great justice was served. ;p

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goofball: why would you use vwave when you have a higher att stat
goofball: retarded scrubs
Setrack: for mind games
goofball: nboody asked you troll
goofball: nobody
Setrack: shut up bad user
Judge Dredd: ooooh
PurpleMoogle: LOL
Setrack: i didn't ask for your comment
Setrack was banned by goofball for 6 days, 23 hours.
Judge Dredd: nice

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Liverboy: I WISH I KNEW TO COUNT
Liverboy was kicked by goofball.
Liverboy: I think I pisst some nerd off D:
Liverboy was banned by goofball for 2 days, 23 hours.
PurpleMoogle: LOOOL
Judge Dredd: lmao

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hapinassu: OMG OMG OMG SORRY GOOFBALL ABOUT THE CAPS AND SORRY SMOGON BUT THIS IS SOOOOOOOOO FUCKING IMPORTANT AND I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT. YESTERDAY THERE WAS A USER CALLED OOTSPEEDRUNNER WHO WAS ABLE TO HACK SMOGON ... HE POSTED >>> ''MODS CAUGHT HAVING ANAL ON TAPE'' <<< LIKE AT LEAT 900 TIMES IN ONE SECOND... HE WAS BANNED FOR A WEEK... BUT THE GOOD PART IS THAT AFTER 1 MINUTE HE CAME BACK AND STARTED ALL OVER !!!! OMG
hapinassu was kicked by goofball.
hapinassu was banned by goofball for 6 days, 23 hours.

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Seven Deadly Sins: in fact nw i'm going to outright ask you
Seven Deadly Sins: change your name or you get banned
-STFU BITCH-: omg fine
-STFU BITCH-: theres nothing that says i cant use this name
-STFU BITCH-: ive always had it
-BITCH STFU-: k hows this
-BITCH STFU-: can i keep this name?
-BITCH STFU- was banned by Seven Deadly Sins for 23 hours, 59 minutes.

I can't stop lol'ing at these xD haha

Glad someone is enjoying these.

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MrClassyClassMan: lol! i almost peed in my sink on accident XD
Judge Dredd: how the fuck do you do that
lacerta: oh yuk, thanks fot hat...
N1ch077: that would have been quite the fail
MrClassyClassMan: ;P
Judge Dredd: how the fuck do you 'almost accidentally' pee in the sink
MrClassyClassMan: o ok
MrClassyClassMan: ok so i drank a fair amount of liquid
MrClassyClassMan: i was going to the bathroom and like
MrClassyClassMan: i stood there thinking the toilet was to far
MrClassyClassMan: and like the sink was RIGHT IN FRONT of me
MrClassyClassMan: so i stood there pondering if i shoulkd pee in the sink
MrClassyClassMan: then i almost peed
MrClassyClassMan: cus i was naked
Judge Dredd: oh i see
MrClassyClassMan: but i ran over to the toilet
MrClassyClassMan: unfortunately i peed all over the floo
Judge Dredd: accidentally is the wrong word to use then
MrClassyClassMan: i came to the bathroom the next day discovering that i missed the toilet entirely
MrClassyClassMan: so looking back i should had peed in the sink instead :(
Judge Dredd: lmao

I haven't been on Shoddy as much lately (well I'm always on but it's minimized to systray) so I haven't been collecting quotes.

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Zona: Hi skullzy.
skullzy: hello
Zona: Can you rub your vagina so that I can have good luck?

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SplitYourPain: I've tweaked so much
SplitYourPain: but now I have perfect combo
SplitYourPain: they all fit just right
Root: wow split, your pretty good, your ranking is almost average

Not really a 'quote' but still funny.

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16 f cali: Houndoom used Thunder Fang. It's super effective! Aerodactyl lost 52% of its health. Aerodactyl flinched! It's a critical Hit! Aerodactyl is paralyzed!

Amazing

It'd be cooler if the only reason Houndoom went first was because it had a Quick Claw activation.

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Soteria: hey!
Soteria: give me all alts of coyotte508!!!
Soteria: now!
zeroality: hi, i am an admin
zeroality: who are you?
Soteria: lol
Soteria: user
zeroality: then chill
Soteria: tell me now
The other party left the server, so the window was disabled. (kicked)

coyotte is also an admin by the way, and the main developer.

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zeroality kicked Soteria!
(13:24:24) zeroality: abuse on pm if you wanted to know!
(13:24:37) coyotte508: lol
(13:24:39) coyotte508: zeo
(13:24:42) coyotte508: zero
(13:24:46) coyotte508: I understand you
(13:24:58) coyotte508: Him and Sigga are ruining my pms
(13:25:19) zeroality: he demanded i give him your alts coyote
(13:25:23) zeroality: and he added "now!!"
(13:25:26) coyotte508: lol
(13:25:32) coyotte508: omg
(13:25:36) coyotte508: He's taking it far

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Marky T: aeo
Aeolus: yes?
Marky T: where did you come up with aeolus
Marky T: as your name
Aeolus: Aeolus is the greek god of the wind
Marky T: ohh true
Aeolus: I learned of it from reading The Odyssey
Serene Intensity: i tought it was like
Serene Intensity: some sort of spray
Serene Intensity: D:

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Monkey Boy: http://ecksdee.com/
Lord Urvin: http://www.omgyouhavebeenownedlikehell.com
Monkey Boy: www.sk.youaremighty.com
Matt [Expert]: www.stfu.com
Lord Urvin: www.gtfo.net
Child of Glass: www.quittypinglikethisorImute.com

That old time... I miss it.

Those are some mighty old logs there.

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(23:33:55) zeroality: (23:20:04) Chaolrd: STOP FORFEITING
(23:33:55) zeroality: (23:20:10) Chaolrd: PLEASE
(23:33:55) zeroality: (23:33:16) Chaolrd forfeited against zeroality.
(23:33:57) zeroality: oh god, the irony
(23:33:58) zeroality: it burns

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[stuff about Gouldie battling in a tournament with Item Clause on]
(08:53:32) ~~Server~~: Gouldie was disqualified from the tournament!
(08:53:59) Magnum P.I: lol he used hax everything
(08:54:08) Gouldie: dq me
(08:54:12) zeroality: and lol at script being case-sensitive
(08:54:16) [VGC ]MegaKnight: who did?
(08:54:18) Magnum P.I: Cos you didnt use standard rules gouldie
(08:54:18) zeroality: i did
(08:54:21) Gouldie: i dont care, didn't mean to use item clause
(08:54:30) Magnum P.I: We care.
(08:54:32) zeroality: next time dont turn on item clause
(08:54:33) Gold: you would have lost without it
(08:54:36) Magnum P.I: This commuity is about love.
[insert more blah blah stuff]
(08:55:54) zeroality: ok its over, let it go bros
(08:56:01) Magnum P.I: I spammed like crazy
(08:56:04) Gouldie: stop whining about it
(08:56:05) Bren|lockedout: is this double items clause a rule on here?
(08:56:09) Gouldie: it was a simple fuckin mistake
(08:56:11) zeroality: yeah stop whining about it :)
(08:56:13) Magnum P.I: I'm not whining you weren't even battling me.
(08:56:37) Gouldie: over and over in both chats?
(08:56:44) Magnum P.I: Both chats?
(08:56:47) Magnum P.I: There is only one chat.
(08:56:49) Bot: magnum p.i was muted by zeroality!
(08:56:55) Bot: gouldie was muted by zeroality!
(08:56:56) zeroality: enough
[couple minutes pass]
(08:58:46) Bot: magnum p.i was unmuted by zeroality!
(08:58:51) Bot: gouldie was unmuted by zeroality!
(08:58:56) Gouldie: this chat and the game chat, not that it matters ,anyway go outside and get a fucking girlfriend pokemon nerd, im done with this game because of pricks like you
[he signed off]
(08:59:39) Magnum P.I: lol whoa
(08:59:45) Magnum P.I: I only just saw that
(09:00:01) zeroality: damn magnum, you made someone ragequit the entire metagame
(09:00:26) Magnum P.I: xD he was obviously wwaiting while muted all this time as the rage built

I lol'd at this one.

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(09:28:52) kabuto: Hey, how do you watch others' battles?
(09:29:02) zeroality: so you know dn, i took a break today. the only work i did was fixing a minor glitch on one of topaz's skins
(09:29:04) Cleiton: right click on someone
(09:29:05) [LC Doubles] iss: you right click on a user that is playing the battle
(09:29:05) zeroality: right click, watch battle
(09:29:06) [VGC]Graf Eisen: Right click their name and select watch battle
(09:29:06) Juggler: right click their name
(09:29:06) Steve: Right click their name, then click watch battle.
(09:29:08) Cleiton: and click watch battle
(09:29:08) zeroality: lol
(09:29:11) kabuto: cool, thanks
(09:29:11) [LC Doubles] iss: then you watch battle

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(04:12:02) Calwyn: Mother of god Chansey is a beast
(04:12:30) Calwyn: The fat pink whore survived a +4 Focus Blast

Seems like Judge Dredd has poor sportsmanship skills.

Team revealing in #tournaments is a mutable offense, so..

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(06:16:00) Shake Junt LEZ: Shuckle sucks DICK
(06:16:08) ±Chatot: shake junt lez was channel muted by zeroality

(19:46) Shake Junt LEZ: its my shuckle
(19:46) Shake Junt LEZ: are you a re re?
(19:46) zeroality: i dont care whose shuckle it was
(19:47) Shake Junt LEZ: your a fuckin retard
(19:47) Shake Junt LEZ: you cant mute cause its my shuckle
(19:48) Shake Junt LEZ: ffuckin abusing powers
(19:48) Shake Junt LEZ: ill get you demoted
(19:48) Shake Junt LEZ: just watch
(19:48) zeroality: i can, and now i can tempban you for cursing at a mod, insulting a mod, and mod sass
(19:48) zeroality: and sure, good luck with that son
(19:48) Shake Junt LEZ: go ahead
(19:48) Shake Junt LEZ: bitch
(19:48) Shake Junt LEZ: k
(19:48) Shake Junt LEZ: kick your ass in real life
(19:48) The other party left the server, so the window was disabled.

(06:18:15) ±Dratini: zeroality banned Shake Junt LEZ on xx.xxx.xxx.97 for 1 day! [Reason: a lot of stuff]

"(19:48) Shake Junt LEZ: kick your ass in real life" is now part of my forum sig at PO.

Is all of PO like that atm? Because if I want to join Chronicler's server at all I'd really rather not deal with yet another game like this (League of Legends more than fills the quota)

I tried PO, but I don't understand it enough to play well. I don't do the meta much. And I'd hate to run into someone like that.

I haven't been on PO for quite some time, but random trolls do pop up every now and then from what I remember. They get dealt with pretty quickly though, although the mods usually have a little fun with them first.

~~Damn I should start battling again, my rankings are probably shot to hell with the decay~~