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    Default This is court, defend yourself!

    The rules are simple, the first person accuses the next poster of a crime, and the next person defends their innocence. Then they accuse the next poster of a crime, then the next person repeats step two and the game continues.

    Example

    I accuse the next person of stealing candy from babies!

    Objection! Those babies' parents should be thanking me! Candy is bad for their teeth. What were they thinking giving them candy?!

    Try to be witty with the accusations and defenses, this is meant to be funny. NO TROLLING

    I'll start.

    I accuse the next person of eating lemons!
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    Objection! I demand to see life's manager! Make life take the lemons back! Do you know who I am? I'm the guy who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my team of engineers to design a combustible lemon THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

    I accuse the next person of being life's manager.

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    Objection! You're doing it wrong!

    I accuse the next person of not having received lemons.

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    I don't think so!

    I accuse the next person of bribing life for their own benefit.

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    Well...
    I accuse the next person of not being me.

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    I do believe so.

    I accuse the next person of making a stupid accusation.

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    Hey, guess what? I have an objection. Surprised?

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    http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=5512013 i acuse the next person of throwing pies!
    DOOM

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    Objection! In my department, we throw pies to see how durable the dough is in comparison to other variants. We want to be the team that wins the annual "most durable pie crust of the year" contest next month.

    I accuse you of robbing Kmart.
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    !noitcejbO

    I accuse the next person of stealing the last cookie from the cookie jar.

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    http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=5532350 i accuse the next person of............................................ writing all of these dots!
    DOOM

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    NEVER!
    I accuse the next person of being a member of the Topaz forums!!

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    http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=5538311 I accuse the next person of objecting!
    DOOM

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    Take that!

    I accuse the next person of accepting the mission of refusing said mission.

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    HOLD IT!
    what if I'm a double agent?

    I accuse the next person of living!
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    you can't accuse me of anythang, bitch!
    I'M MOTHA F*CKIN' CHUCK NORRIS!

    I accuse the next person of being not guilty.
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