Many of you probably know how this game works, but for those who don't, here's how it does.

The first person wishes for something. The next person "corrupts" it, and then wishes for something else, which is corrupted by the next poster.
Example:
#1: I wish for cookies.
#2: Granted, but they're very old and sawdusty. I wish for an XBox 360.
#3: Granted, but...

I'll start:
I wish the old forum didn't crash.