Corruptin' The Wish

[Silver]

fine, but u get shot by ''SILVA!''(AKA:me(ain't i a real f*cker?))
iwish pokemon was real, that would be freakin epic

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but you are killed by a self-destructing Voltorb...

I wish I had a kind, friendly Cyndaquil which cannot hurt people but is a good heat source and serves as a stove when standing underneath a pan...

[Tyrannigon64]

Granted, but it burns all your food. I wish for someone to think of a wish for me, I don't care what.

[Cyndadile]

Granted...

I wish that Tyrannington64 turned into a defenseless amoeba...

[Merlin]

granted but it back fires and turns u into a defenseless amoeba and shortly afterwards get stomped out of existence....

i wish i had a couple of terrabyte harddrives... (i really need the space for the things that i work on...)

[megasuicune]

Granted, but you didn't have the time to eat the fish.
I wish for this world to be rid of hackers

-megasuicune(from old forum)

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but no one does any programming and there is no more Pokemon...

I wish I knew how you posted as a guest...

[Merlin]

lol...
granted but your main account is forever banned and u must always sign up as a guest and not be able to contribute...
i wish my bloody pc would work....

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but the blood makes it dificult to see the monitor...

I wish for a florp...

[Merlin]

lol
wtf is a florp?

granted but it spontaneously implodes and explodes simultaneously breaking all known laws of physics...

i wish i had a laptop so when i go to the library i can get online without getting a headache from their computers...

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but the exploding florp blew it up...

I wish for a dish of fish with a side of roast wish...

[Tyrannigon64]

Granted, but the side of roast wish was your wish for fish, so the wish was roasted so it couldn't be granted, so the wish wasn't roasted, making it able to grant you a fish with a side of roast wish, which was roasted so it couldn't be granted etc. which caused a paradox that made the universe implode.

I wish for a marshmallow.

[Merlin]

granted but it catches fire and burns away....

I wish Doctor Seuss stuff made some sense....

[Cyndadile]

granted but it catches fire and burns away....

That's how I like them!

Granted, but your wish was useless because they already made sense in a way that you don't understand...

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[PokePoindexter]

Granted, but you end up typing out every number in the whole decimal and die from doing so.

I wish for a dish.

[Merlin]

granted but it's filled with food that you hate and so you throw it out dish and all...

i wish i had like 5 or 6 super computers so i could work on my projects taht i have in mind...

[phantom bezerker]

Granted, but they all overheat, and eventually stop working altogether due to melted main frames.
I wish THE F*CKING DEMO WOULD COME OUT ALREADY!

[MeekRhino]

Granted. Ummm. I can't think of any problem with that.

[Cyndadile]

...but it is terrible.

I wish MeekRhino had made a wish...

[MeekRhino]

Granted, but it was a stupid wish and we all go bored and never played again.

I wish it was March 6th

[Cyndadile]

Granted, (Birthday?) but its a terrible day, with floods over three meters high...

I wish ...

[phantom bezerker]

(March 6th is when pkmn B/W is released) Granted, but whatever the hell that is throttles you.
I wish Nintendo would pull the plug on the damn pkmn anime

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but the whole pokemon franchise goes with it...

I wish my Slime did not kill me...

[MeekRhino]

Granted, but it commits suicide from sorrow

I wish people wouldnt wish for the end of pokemon.

[phantom bezerker]

Granted, but then people start hateing L.O.Z.
I wish that justin bieber got assassinated.

[Merlin]

lmao....
granted but he some how defies all odds of dyineg (or maybe satan didnt want him anymore than we did) and therefore comes back to haunt you for the rest of your life...

i wish i had all teh software necessary to make the video game i have in mind...

[phantom bezerker]

Granted, but nobody likes it.
I wish my computer could play minecraft at normal speed.

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but your computer blows up...

I wish that dklxfnsgjngfdogmnfdlgmnfkgmfldkgmfkgmdli;tgkredptg kfdlgkspoddrighrsuydghosdxfivjsiwoeqpeqqppweqiqwei wedfklxcnvm,xzm,xvcxcvxcmbvncbndfuigweoolweriopuqe .

[PokePoindexter]

Granted, but ethwruiop4hquigtignikjer.

I wish for a better laptop.

[Sev]

Wish granted, but the laptop became so addicting you starved to death, and as you dropped dead your laptop fell and broke. The laptop was a rental, but it cost a googolplexian dollars, so the rental company sued your family for all their money causing th3em to starve to death.
I wish a googolplexianth was a real number

[phantom bezerker]

Granted, but scientists start to complain about it.
I wish that I could beat level 5-7 in Plants vs zombies.

[Tyrannigon64]

Granted, but you can't beat level 5-8

I wish that I was able to focus on homework for once.

[Sev]

Granted but you focus on it so much you never get on Topaz and they delete your account.
I wish I could fly.

[phantom bezerker]

Granted, but joo gets hit bi a airplain!
I wish that I had a pokii egg.

[Cranky Guy]

Wat the L is a pokii???

Granted, but it hatches and eats all your music producing tikis.

I wish I was the person with the most bad luck in the whole entire UNIVERSE!

FEEL THE WRATH OF TRYING TO MAKE SOMTHING BAD MORE BAD! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Tyrannigon64]

That's easy!

Granted, but you spontaneously explode because of the bad luck, so you are no longer able to enjoy your terrible luck.

I wish I had Pokemon Black or White.

[Sev]

But black and white becomes illegal in Canadia (I'm a stalker :P)
I wish this thread would close.

[Cranky Guy]

GRanted, but everyone get angry and they shred you and mince you and they put your remains into small cardboard coffins with ketchup, and bury the pieces six at a time.

I wish that Tyrannigon64
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I wish that I was able to focus on homework for once.
Awesome comic is awesome.

Or whatever you think that is.

[phantom bezerker]

granted, but then you can't focus on tests.

I wish that LOZ skyward sword would come out already!

oh, and awesome comic is brawl in the family

[Cranky Guy]

granted, but somebody uses it to decapitate you.

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