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    Default Pokemon Online/Shoddy Quotes (possibly offensive)

    Some funny stuff. Go ahead and post your own, here's a few:

    Judge Dredd: i like how sjcrew criticized my team then lost 0-3
    Judge Dredd: what a faggot
    SJCrew: I like how you got completely fucking lucky
    SJCrew: and think you have the right to brag
    SJCrew: grow up
    Judge Dredd: one WoW miss, which is what 20%
    Judge Dredd: i had lum anyway
    Judge Dredd: it wouldnt have mattered
    SJCrew: go bang your dad you ignorant fuck
    Judge Dredd: haha owned
    Sly Cooper: Imperfectluck is the meanest mod of any server on the internet in the history of chatrooms
    sly cooper was banned by imperfectluck. for 23 hours, 59 minutes.
    rymac: What do you nickname Eric Cartman's Scizor? Respect mah Prioritah

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    The last two are pretty funny, especially the Sly Cooper one... reminds me of this one time I was foolin' with a chat mod at kingdomofloathing.com.

    ... needless to say, they didn't find the humor in my statements. -_-

    As for the first chat bit up there... great justice was served. ;p
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    goofball: why would you use vwave when you have a higher att stat
    goofball: retarded scrubs
    Setrack: for mind games
    goofball: nboody asked you troll
    goofball: nobody
    Setrack: shut up bad user
    Judge Dredd: ooooh
    PurpleMoogle: LOL
    Setrack: i didn't ask for your comment
    Setrack was banned by goofball for 6 days, 23 hours.
    Judge Dredd: nice
    Liverboy: I WISH I KNEW TO COUNT
    Liverboy was kicked by goofball.
    Liverboy: I think I pisst some nerd off D:
    Liverboy was banned by goofball for 2 days, 23 hours.
    PurpleMoogle: LOOOL
    Judge Dredd: lmao
    hapinassu: OMG OMG OMG SORRY GOOFBALL ABOUT THE CAPS AND SORRY SMOGON BUT THIS IS SOOOOOOOOO FUCKING IMPORTANT AND I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT. YESTERDAY THERE WAS A USER CALLED OOTSPEEDRUNNER WHO WAS ABLE TO HACK SMOGON ... HE POSTED >>> ''MODS CAUGHT HAVING ANAL ON TAPE'' <<< LIKE AT LEAT 900 TIMES IN ONE SECOND... HE WAS BANNED FOR A WEEK... BUT THE GOOD PART IS THAT AFTER 1 MINUTE HE CAME BACK AND STARTED ALL OVER !!!! OMG
    hapinassu was kicked by goofball.
    hapinassu was banned by goofball for 6 days, 23 hours.

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    Seven Deadly Sins: in fact nw i'm going to outright ask you
    Seven Deadly Sins: change your name or you get banned
    -STFU BITCH-: omg fine
    -STFU BITCH-: theres nothing that says i cant use this name
    -STFU BITCH-: ive always had it
    -BITCH STFU-: k hows this
    -BITCH STFU-: can i keep this name?
    -BITCH STFU- was banned by Seven Deadly Sins for 23 hours, 59 minutes.

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    I can't stop lol'ing at these xD haha

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    Glad someone is enjoying these.

    MrClassyClassMan: lol! i almost peed in my sink on accident XD
    Judge Dredd: how the fuck do you do that
    lacerta: oh yuk, thanks fot hat...
    N1ch077: that would have been quite the fail
    MrClassyClassMan: ;P
    Judge Dredd: how the fuck do you 'almost accidentally' pee in the sink
    MrClassyClassMan: o ok
    MrClassyClassMan: ok so i drank a fair amount of liquid
    MrClassyClassMan: i was going to the bathroom and like
    MrClassyClassMan: i stood there thinking the toilet was to far
    MrClassyClassMan: and like the sink was RIGHT IN FRONT of me
    MrClassyClassMan: so i stood there pondering if i shoulkd pee in the sink
    MrClassyClassMan: then i almost peed
    MrClassyClassMan: cus i was naked
    Judge Dredd: oh i see
    MrClassyClassMan: but i ran over to the toilet
    MrClassyClassMan: unfortunately i peed all over the floo
    Judge Dredd: accidentally is the wrong word to use then
    MrClassyClassMan: i came to the bathroom the next day discovering that i missed the toilet entirely
    MrClassyClassMan: so looking back i should had peed in the sink instead
    Judge Dredd: lmao

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    I haven't been on Shoddy as much lately (well I'm always on but it's minimized to systray) so I haven't been collecting quotes.

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    SplitYourPain: I've tweaked so much
    SplitYourPain: but now I have perfect combo
    SplitYourPain: they all fit just right
    Root: wow split, your pretty good, your ranking is almost average

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    Not really a 'quote' but still funny.
    16 f cali: Houndoom used Thunder Fang. It's super effective! Aerodactyl lost 52% of its health. Aerodactyl flinched! It's a critical Hit! Aerodactyl is paralyzed!

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    Amazing

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    It'd be cooler if the only reason Houndoom went first was because it had a Quick Claw activation.

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    Soteria: hey!
    Soteria: give me all alts of coyotte508!!!
    Soteria: now!
    zeroality: hi, i am an admin
    zeroality: who are you?
    Soteria: lol
    Soteria: user
    zeroality: then chill
    Soteria: tell me now
    The other party left the server, so the window was disabled. (kicked)
    coyotte is also an admin by the way, and the main developer.

    zeroality kicked Soteria!
    (13:24:24) zeroality: abuse on pm if you wanted to know!
    (13:24:37) coyotte508: lol
    (13:24:39) coyotte508: zeo
    (13:24:42) coyotte508: zero
    (13:24:46) coyotte508: I understand you
    (13:24:58) coyotte508: Him and Sigga are ruining my pms
    (13:25:19) zeroality: he demanded i give him your alts coyote
    (13:25:23) zeroality: and he added "now!!"
    (13:25:26) coyotte508: lol
    (13:25:32) coyotte508: omg
    (13:25:36) coyotte508: He's taking it far

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    Marky T: aeo
    Aeolus: yes?
    Marky T: where did you come up with aeolus
    Marky T: as your name
    Aeolus: Aeolus is the greek god of the wind
    Marky T: ohh true
    Aeolus: I learned of it from reading The Odyssey
    Serene Intensity: i tought it was like
    Serene Intensity: some sort of spray
    Serene Intensity: D:
    That old time... I miss it.

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    Those are some mighty old logs there.

    (23:33:55) zeroality: (23:20:04) Chaolrd: STOP FORFEITING
    (23:33:55) zeroality: (23:20:10) Chaolrd: PLEASE
    (23:33:55) zeroality: (23:33:16) Chaolrd forfeited against zeroality.
    (23:33:57) zeroality: oh god, the irony
    (23:33:58) zeroality: it burns

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    [stuff about Gouldie battling in a tournament with Item Clause on]
    (08:53:32) ~~Server~~: Gouldie was disqualified from the tournament!
    (08:53:59) Magnum P.I: lol he used hax everything
    (08:54:08) Gouldie: dq me
    (08:54:12) zeroality: and lol at script being case-sensitive
    (08:54:16) [VGC ]MegaKnight: who did?
    (08:54:18) Magnum P.I: Cos you didnt use standard rules gouldie
    (08:54:18) zeroality: i did
    (08:54:21) Gouldie: i dont care, didn't mean to use item clause
    (08:54:30) Magnum P.I: We care.
    (08:54:32) zeroality: next time dont turn on item clause
    (08:54:33) Gold: you would have lost without it
    (08:54:36) Magnum P.I: This commuity is about love.
    [insert more blah blah stuff]
    (08:55:54) zeroality: ok its over, let it go bros
    (08:56:01) Magnum P.I: I spammed like crazy
    (08:56:04) Gouldie: stop whining about it
    (08:56:05) Bren|lockedout: is this double items clause a rule on here?
    (08:56:09) Gouldie: it was a simple fuckin mistake
    (08:56:11) zeroality: yeah stop whining about it
    (08:56:13) Magnum P.I: I'm not whining you weren't even battling me.
    (08:56:37) Gouldie: over and over in both chats?
    (08:56:44) Magnum P.I: Both chats?
    (08:56:47) Magnum P.I: There is only one chat.
    (08:56:49) Bot: magnum p.i was muted by zeroality!
    (08:56:55) Bot: gouldie was muted by zeroality!
    (08:56:56) zeroality: enough
    [couple minutes pass]
    (08:58:46) Bot: magnum p.i was unmuted by zeroality!
    (08:58:51) Bot: gouldie was unmuted by zeroality!
    (08:58:56) Gouldie: this chat and the game chat, not that it matters ,anyway go outside and get a fucking girlfriend pokemon nerd, im done with this game because of pricks like you
    [he signed off]
    (08:59:39) Magnum P.I: lol whoa
    (08:59:45) Magnum P.I: I only just saw that
    (09:00:01) zeroality: damn magnum, you made someone ragequit the entire metagame
    (09:00:26) Magnum P.I: xD he was obviously wwaiting while muted all this time as the rage built
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    I lol'd at this one.

    (09:28:52) kabuto: Hey, how do you watch others' battles?
    (09:29:02) zeroality: so you know dn, i took a break today. the only work i did was fixing a minor glitch on one of topaz's skins
    (09:29:04) Cleiton: right click on someone
    (09:29:05) [LC Doubles] iss: you right click on a user that is playing the battle
    (09:29:05) zeroality: right click, watch battle
    (09:29:06) [VGC]Graf Eisen: Right click their name and select watch battle
    (09:29:06) Juggler: right click their name
    (09:29:06) Steve: Right click their name, then click watch battle.
    (09:29:08) Cleiton: and click watch battle
    (09:29:08) zeroality: lol
    (09:29:11) kabuto: cool, thanks
    (09:29:11) [LC Doubles] iss: then you watch battle

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    (04:12:02) Calwyn: Mother of god Chansey is a beast
    (04:12:30) Calwyn: The fat pink whore survived a +4 Focus Blast

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    Seems like Judge Dredd has poor sportsmanship skills.
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    Team revealing in #tournaments is a mutable offense, so..

    (06:16:00) Shake Junt LEZ: Shuckle sucks DICK
    (06:16:08) ±Chatot: shake junt lez was channel muted by zeroality

    (19:46) Shake Junt LEZ: its my shuckle
    (19:46) Shake Junt LEZ: are you a re re?
    (19:46) zeroality: i dont care whose shuckle it was
    (19:47) Shake Junt LEZ: your a fuckin retard
    (19:47) Shake Junt LEZ: you cant mute cause its my shuckle
    (19:48) Shake Junt LEZ: ffuckin abusing powers
    (19:48) Shake Junt LEZ: ill get you demoted
    (19:48) Shake Junt LEZ: just watch
    (19:48) zeroality: i can, and now i can tempban you for cursing at a mod, insulting a mod, and mod sass
    (19:48) zeroality: and sure, good luck with that son
    (19:48) Shake Junt LEZ: go ahead
    (19:48) Shake Junt LEZ: bitch
    (19:48) Shake Junt LEZ: k
    (19:48) Shake Junt LEZ: kick your ass in real life
    (19:48) The other party left the server, so the window was disabled.

    (06:18:15) ±Dratini: zeroality banned Shake Junt LEZ on xx.xxx.xxx.97 for 1 day! [Reason: a lot of stuff]
    "(19:48) Shake Junt LEZ: kick your ass in real life" is now part of my forum sig at PO.

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    Is all of PO like that atm? Because if I want to join Chronicler's server at all I'd really rather not deal with yet another game like this (League of Legends more than fills the quota)

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    I tried PO, but I don't understand it enough to play well. I don't do the meta much. And I'd hate to run into someone like that.
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    I haven't been on PO for quite some time, but random trolls do pop up every now and then from what I remember. They get dealt with pretty quickly though, although the mods usually have a little fun with them first.

    Damn I should start battling again, my rankings are probably shot to hell with the decay

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