Corruptin' The Wish

[PokePoindexter]

Many of you probably know how this game works, but for those who don't, here's how it does.

The first person wishes for something. The next person "corrupts" it, and then wishes for something else, which is corrupted by the next poster.
Example:
#1: I wish for cookies.
#2: Granted, but they're very old and sawdusty. I wish for an XBox 360.
#3: Granted, but...

I'll start:
I wish the old forum didn't crash.

[MewLoverEX]

Granted, but... [do I really have to corrupt this? I wish it, too. :( ] ... bots found a way to spam us.

I wish Christmas break lasted longer.

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Granted, but it lasts all year except for one day. And on that one day everyone's to lazy to work, so the world's economy comes to an end. Either that or Christmas is no longer reckognized as a holiday.
I wish for the power to distort reality to my will.

[PokePoindexter]

Granted, but you accidentally distort yourself to be placed in Afghanistan without any support. ;)

I wish I could be more active at 11:30 AM.

[NyteFyre]

granted, but you become so active that you can't ever fall asleep, and eventually die from lack of it...

[Eve]

Wish granted but nothing came back to haunt you.


I wish i was born knowing html...

[MewLoverEX]

Granted, but the knowledge overloads- and subsequently short-circuits- your brain.

I wish I knew what to write for Chapter 14.

[NyteFyre]

granted, but then you forget it...


i wish for pie~!

[X-Antibody]

Granted. It's filled with worms and posionous mushrooms =D

I wish that I wouldn't have so many ideas for comics Dx

[Cranky Guy]

Granted,but you than accidently forget all of them.

I wish that I was at dizneyland!

[Eve]

Granted but Dialga and Palkia feud again, but there and it destroys you.



I wish my favorite songs were longer, but not too long.

[Cranky Guy]

Granted, but when you try to remember the lirics, you cant because their too long.

I wish everyone was vegeterian.

[Eve]

granted but your favorite dog dies.

i wish GameFreak would remake ALL of the Pokemon games.

[SilentSentinel]

Granted, but they do it too quickly, and with too little of a budget, so they each only go up to the first badge.

I wish I had a really good comedy routine that made everyone laugh.

[Eve]

granted, but they laugh so hard they stop breathing and die :P


i wish..... that i had something to wish for... that had no loop holes that could go wrong or too rite :)

[PokePoindexter]

Granted, but it's to become a tarantula. A tarantula wasp sees you, chases after you, and stings you until you're paralyzed. Then, the wasp builds its nest on you, lays an egg, and when the baby hatches, literally feeds off of you (they actually do this IRL).

I wish I didn't have to wake up at 7 AM this morning to go to my job.

[Lucario506]

Granted, but you have to get a different job, that operates at night.

I wish there was a wireless hotspot near my house I could actually use instead of my mom's aircard.

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but it is illegal and you are arrested...

I wish that I had a longer attention span so that I could finish my book (I'm on word 3)...

[NyteFyre]

granted, but then you get so interested in this one thing, that you fall off a cliff, and don't notice...

I wish i could draw well....

[MewLoverEX]

Granted, but art thieves steal all of your drawings to sell them on eBay.

I wish I could finish my novel by the end of this school year.

[PokePoindexter]

Granted, but nobody likes it.

I wish for my first class not to be earlier than 10 AM tomorrow.

[Mediocrity_Incarnate]

Granted but it starts at 10 pm instead.

I wish I could remember the lyrics to Gainesville Rock City.

[PokePoindexter]

Granted, but you forget everything else in life.

I wish I was as interested in K'Nex as my best friend.

[NyteFyre]

Granted, but then your friend loses interest in it, then see your interested in it, and stops being friends with you...

i wish there was a ninja emote on here....

[Cranky Guy]

Granted, but it turns alive and kills you.

I wish that I was the administrator.

[Irot_Rebod]

Granted, but then everybody becomes administrator and there's really just no point anymore.

I wish, I wish I was a fish.

[NyteFyre]

kay, but then you become a useless Magikarp, that always stays at Lv.1 and only knows Splash

i wish for meep

[Irot_Rebod]

Granted, but it turns out that "meep" is the word that when spoken causes your brain to implode.

I wish I could learn my piano music through osmosis by sleeping on the sheet music at night.

[NyteFyre]

Granted, but then they're all you can think, and say, and play

i wish my brain didn't implode

[Lucario506]

Granted, but your brain explodes instead... (Not very creative is it)

I wish people actually listened to me every once in a while, you know so that any good advice I accidently give is heard and not ignored...

[PokePoindexter]

Granted, people hear it but dismiss it five seconds later.

I wish there were more part-skim cheese variants out there.

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but no one buys it so all of the cheese companys go out of buissnes and you are arrested buying moldy cheese on the black market...

I wish someone would wish that another person would wish that I was a dragon who wished I was a human who wished someone would wish that another person would wish that I was a dragon who wished I was a human who wished someone would wish that another person would wish that I was a dragon who wished I was a human who wished someone would wish that another person would wish that I was a dragon who wished I was a human who wished someone would wish that another person would wish that I was a dragon who wished I was a human who wished (endless loop)...

[Lucario506]

Granted, but in one of those forms (either dragon or human)you get tired of living and kill yourself.

I wish I could draw better...

[MewLoverEX]

Granted. You draw so well that the world loves your art, and someone steals it all.

I wish I didn't have to wait until Feb. 25 for the contest results...

[Cranky Guy]

Granted. Now you have to wait till December 25.

I wish, I wish, I ate a fish who was particularly Irot_rebod.

[Irot_Rebod]

=O!

... erm, granted. Turns out he was a puffer-fish... and, uh... well, the poison isn't doing you any good. D:

I wish I could eat as many packzkis as I wanted to without gaining all that weight!

[Cranky Guy]

Granted, but because you dont gain weight, you lose your fat, you turn very skiny, and at last, you shrivel and dry up.

I wish I could control all Pokemon at my will.

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but you make a mistake that causes them to blow up the planet...

I wish that I was a...(chooses random Pokemon)...Shaymin!...

[PokePoindexter]

Granted, but my Ninetales comes and OHKO's you with a Fire Blast.

I wish I wasn't exhausted from a busy day.

[Cranky Guy]

Granted. Now your exhausted from a not busy day.

I wish, I wish, I ate a fish that wasn't a pufferfish or any poisionous fish!

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but my Cyndadile uses sheer cold on you for stealling its fish...

I wish people would not eat fish...

[NyteFyre]

granted, but the the people eat you, since we can't eat the fish...

i wish i was awesome...

[Lucario506]

Granted, but your so "awesome" (Does that really exist when it's an opinion) you gain special powers that you cannot control and end up changing the face of the world.

I wish I wasn't so grossed out by incredibly nasty things (almost gags thinking about them).

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but you are grossed out by everything else...

I wish I was a Cyndadile...

[PokePoindexter]

Granted, but this time I send out my Joltchomp, who OHKO's you with a ThunderQuake.

I wish I had something more interesting to wish for.

[Cranky Guy]

Granted, but the wish is to wish for something more interesting than your last wish.

I wish, I wish, I ate a fish that was not poisonous or stolen from someone else or about to be stolen from me or would choke me with a fish bone.

[Idageek]

Granted, but you've already eaten all the fish in the world, so there is nothing else but toxic fish.
i wish i ahd a million bucks :D

[PokePoindexter]

Granted, but I steal all of it.

I wish I had more time to relax.

[Cranky Guy]

Granted, but you relax tooo much you become flabby.

I wish that I was superman.

[Lucario506]

Granted, but you fall madly in love with Lois Lane, who does not exist. As a result, you jump into a l volcano to commit suicide because Lois doesn't exist. But you're so powerful, you don't die. So you spend the rest of your in the volcano till you starve.

I wish I knew if my corruption made sense.

[Merlin]

granted but your head explodes trying to understand how that works...

I wish I had the powers of the super hero i created...(if you've seen Heroes season 1 then hes based off of Peter--the guy who gained other's powers just by being around him...)
(also i'm not advertising his name yet I am--hmmm....)
[ps: what happened for the forum to crash???]

[Cranky Guy]

Granted, but since you have so much power, you throw away your Giratina which becomes so angry that it smashes into your house and gobbles you up.

I wish Kirby would become a Pokemon.

[Merlin]

lol
granted but it eats all other pokemon due to its never ending hunger....

i wish they'd make a console pokemon game to go with the handhelds...

[Lucario506]

Granted, but it's a botched job, so no one likes it.

I wish I could find some of my old drawings.

[Merlin]

you know ur probably right about that...

granted but they turn to dust due to the length of time it took for you to find them...

I wish the pokemon world was real and all the pokemon fans could be in there...

[PokePoindexter]

Granted, but a swarm of Gyrados comes and rips up all civilization there.

I wish my night wasn't booked doing crap for school.

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but you get arrested and go to jail for something you didn't do. You are given a life sentance, and there is no Wi-Fi in the jail. WWIII begins, and the jail is destroyed by enemy troops. They catch you trying to run, and take you prisoner. They are about to subject you to the firing squad, but decide that they could find some use for you. They put you in a moldy basement and force you to type letters and encode them using encription matrices. One day, seven years after your capture, a kind enemy soldier is able to set you free. You live in the woods for a week, and the country you are in gets bombed. You live, although it was close. You are eventually saved by a rescue team and brought home. You give several speeches on the events that you whent through. Thirten years later, as you are speaking at a high school in a small town in Kansas, you find out that you know the person that caused the war. His name was Billy Kaptun. You also find out that, had you not made that wish and consequently been sent to jail, he would have been assigned as your project partner, and would not have been left without one. You would have chosen the project and overridden his idea for a project that would cause WIII. The entire school hears this, as you were standing just feet from the microphone. The news is instantly online, spreading like a virus over all of the major social networking sites. As Billy Kaptun died in the war, the US blames you for the war. You are arrested, found guilty, and sentanced to death...

Thank you. You helped me cure my writers block.

I wish I had more spare time and used it more wisely...

[Cranky Guy]

Granted, but since you just cured your writers block, you use up all your spare time for writing.

I wish I had a hundred wishes! Now I wish for a Mew that wont hurt me, I wish for a very tame dragon that wont attack me, I wish I had a lotta money to give to the poor and I wish I could have a party with the hugest pancakes( bigger than King Kong) you will ever see in your whole life and last of all, I wish for 96 spectacular presents for everyone that comes to the party.

[Cyndadile]

you use up all your spare time for writing.

Fine by me!

Granted, but you become both mute and illiterate, so you have no manner of wishing your 100 wishes...

I wish I had more time here so I could have written a more elaborate response like my last one...

[Merlin]

granted but you're the only one to post here for the rest of your life...

i wish everything was perfect....

[Cranky Guy]

Granted, but since everything is perfect for you, some people become mad and toss you in a pot of boiling lava.

I wish I had more spare time to SLEEP after finishing mt homework.

[PokePoindexter]

Granted, but you develop insomnia and can't sleep.

I wish ghrfujeipwgfjwsa.

[Silver]

granted you eat caviare and the eggs hatch in your stomach they are baby sharks which eat your guts

I wish that pokemon black and white came out in English tomorrow

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but all of the new pokemon stink. They also made it so you have to beat the Elite Four to trade to DPPt and HGSS, and until then, you can only get new pokemon and magikarp (but not gyrados). You waste money buying the game, it cost alot because it is for the Wii, not the DS. Also, the music is unbearable so you jump off a cliff. You land, barely alive, in a dumpster of pokemon black and white games that were thrown out. Fortunatly, the sickening 5th gen makes people join Topaz, as they now only respect gens 1-3. This, unfortuanatly, causes an influx of bad ideas and no one can differ the good ideas from the unproductive ones, so everyone quits. As you lie, injured, in a hospital, you are beaten up to death by a Topaz fan angry at your wish that caused black and white to stink and topaz to be abandoned...

I wish my psychic powers worked better...

[Merlin]

wow.....

granted but they kill you because ur allergic to them...
I wish every thing was perfect for everyone...

[STT]

Granted, but you forgot that nothing can be perfect so the exact opposite happens.

[Cyndadile]

I wish STT had made a wish...

[Lucario506]

Granted, but the wish was made in a parallel timeline and therefor does not effect us in anyway.

I wish I.... I do not know what to wish for. Anything I wish for could be corrupted and therefore defeat the purpose of the wish. =/ I wish I didn't overthink things...

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but then you make a wish that becomes corrupted horribly by me and we all die...

I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I didn't copy&paste "I wish that" a bunch of times...

[Merlin]

lol...
granted but your computer crashes and destroyes your account on here...
I wish that everyone was able to access the internet freely without anyone controlling it (like comcast/at&t, etc.)

[PokePoindexter]

Granted, but everyone's computer gets infected with bugs and viruses that destroy all files, so nobody can access the Internet.

I wish Giratina-A wasn't so overlooked.

[Merlin]

granted but then everyone plays as him and you start hating him and wish his origin form wasn't overlooked...
I wish I had a pet dragon in real life....
(btw i think they exist we're just calling them a different name now...)

[Silver]

granted but it burns you alive

iwish my parents were rich

[Merlin]

granted but your family is in constant worry because they fear they're gonna be killed for their money and after a few years someone succeeds and you aren't able to make a wish to reverse this one...

I wish i had a video game design program (as in the ones that Nintendo, Xbox and Playstation use)....

[Cranky Guy]

Granted but u create a game filled with monsters. They come alive and eat ur guts and brains.

I wish I had the power to help people around the world.

[Merlin]

granted but because you can help others you're cursed to never help yourself or receive help of any form and die from the flu due to lack of the flu shot.

I wish it would snow in my area more (like every year rather than every 7 years...)

[Silver]

granted but soon it becomes so coldyou freeze to death

i wish i could beat clair in heart gold

[Merlin]

granted but she takes all of ur badges and your pokemon and you die from being attacked by swarms of pokemon....

i wish death never existed....(i've got a reason bout this currently dealing with a family member that i'm worried about... he's better though)

[Quinn]

(I haven't done this yet, and I dont wanna sound too hard)
Granted, but the sick will now suffer for all eternity, and the pains will last forever

I wish the teachers would stop giving me work this year (Its almost the end anyways)

[Merlin]

granted but you're forever stuck in school....

i wish windows computers didn't have so many problems....

[Silver]

granted but al computers shut down for good

i wish that here in ireland we had more sunshine B)

[Lucario506]

Granted, but you get so much sunshine that it becomes so unbearably hot that not only do you have to move, but it ends up messing with the weather patterns of the world. O_o

I wish I had better......I was about to make a wish I already made.... I wish I could think a wish that would benefit me but not harm anyone or anything living or dead, on this planet or another, or in this universe or another. Good luck corrupting that. [Insert Evil Laugh here]

[Quinn]

granted
...although computers seize to exist and we go back into electricity-less times.
WOW, I JUST NOTICED I was going for the wrong person.
(this is probably the worst, cheesiest one sounding EVER)
granted, though even though you can, in the end you still can't brainstorm enough for one so you get Bill Gates to think one up for you. Then the world becomes "heaven". *inserts angels singin'
I wish people more people would vote on shinies. (and more of mine will win)

[Merlin]

granted but people become angry at you because all of the polls were rigged and they never wanna see you on this site again...

i wish boredom never existed (it's driving me nuts)

[Quinn]

jesus...that is a slap in the face. (I did walk into that one though. Good job corrupting, it worked ;) )
granted, but everyone always doing so much, they die of stress and the earth becomes a wasteland.
I wish I knew how to ask either this new girl, or my ex (were still friends) out (again)

[Cranky Guy]

Granted, unfortunately, after you have the power to ask them out, you ask both of them out and the new girl comes first. Then your ex arrives and slaps you in the face. The new girl sees this and dumps you for being a jerk.

wow..... I mean WOW........

I wish I had a vaporeon. They are damn cool.

[Lucario506]

Granted, but it doesn't like you, so at the first chance it gets it uses its ability (I forget the name) to "meld" into a body of water and goes away forever.

I wish I was better at what I want to be better at because being better at stuff is better. I am so bored that I used the word "better" so many times.... XD

[Cranky Guy]

granted, but u wish to say the word 'better' better. So that means ur wish was useless.

I WISH THAT LUCARIO506 WOULD DIE! HE RELEASED MY VAPOREON!

[Lucario506]

Granted, but I only die on the inside. As if I haven't already.....

I wish I could think of a better wish.

[Merlin]

suck you hit the hardest one to corrupt or at least copy...
granted but u get stuck in a time loop for the rest of your life wishing for a better wish and then alternating for wishing for a worse wish...

i wish there were never any wishes in which to corrupt therefore corruption could not affect a wish that was never made....
(have fun! :) )

[Cranky Guy]

Granted, unfortunately everyone gets mad at you because they cant play this game anymore and than Immunity bow bans u FOREVA!

I wish I had three more wishes. Now I wish Lucario 506's community would collapse, now I wish I will be safe from the collapsing community. Now I wish I will live happily forever after. The end.

[Cyndadile]

Granted, you live forever, and happy. If that was not bad enough, your family dies but you survive, and the only way that you stay happy is by having your mind sucked out by a giant mosquito. Also, you put a space in "Lucario506", so your 1st wish does nothing, and your second is thus rendered meaningless...

I wish I could fly...

[tyking16]

Granted but you fly straight into an airplane propeller and get cut to ribbons.

I wish I could breathe underwater and on land.

[Cranky Guy]

Granted, but while you are underwater, you meet a giant wailord. It sucks you in it's mouth. you find that your alive in the Wailords stomach and u ask that I take away ur wish. I than take away ur wish. The wailord blows u out of its blowhole and u land safely. Unfortunately since u wished to be able to breathe underwater AND on land, and I took away the wish when u asked me too, U can no longer breath on land too. U die and a lifeguard sees this. He calls the police and tells them the wailord was to blame. The police can't differentiate that wailords and kill them all. The dead wailords bodies release a lot of oil and the fish that breath it turn into amphibian monsters with sharp teeth. they come on land and destroy all living things in a day, than they also die because they could only live for one single day. The earth became deserted and aliens come to claim earth with ease. And it all happened because of ur wish.

I wish ldhrshhdfk so that i can sdfhusdhfwshf and kill all the hsdkahslajdh.

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but you are eaten by a sdijsrdtmngdlfan...

I wish you used real words...

[Cranky Guy]

Granted, I said, "I wish I had a Zekyogre (Zekrom+Kyogre) so that I can destroy Cyndadile and kill all the Cyndadile species."
Yep, thats what I said.

I wish I wish I was a Quilfish.

[tyking16]

Granted but you were caught by a fisherman in Japan, sold to a Japanese restaurant, and then sliced and diced so accurately and perfectly that you were able to be eaten.

I wish that I knew martial arts so I can kick butt easily.

[Merlin]

granted but Chuck Norris still kicks ur ass and says ur not allowed to know any martial arts anymore and forces you to obey him...

i wish headaches never existed
(cause i'm getting one right now and it's driving me nuts...)

[Quinn]

granted, but instead of your whole head aching, a new ache is made. The "whole body" ache (wtf). This ache is incurable and you have to live with the feeling of being stabbed in your gut for your entire life. (sounds like pregnancy to me :D hahahhahaha, jk)

I wish shinies would finish faster, and that I could start battle animations soon.

[Merlin]

granted but the servers and computers crash and everyone has to restart all of the spriting all over again and so u must wait for another 6 years or so before you can do any battle animations...

i wish i had a usb controller...

[tyking16]

Granted but it breaks when you start to use it.

I wish that every wish I make can never be corrupted.

[Silver]

granted but ur pc breaks and u cant make another wish!

i wish i could ask my ex out again
shes a pain in the hole but thats y i like her

[tyking16]

Granted but she rejects you.

I wish that my computer was faster.

[ikkyblob]

Granted but it goes so fast that it breaks the sound barrier, causing a sonic boom that makes your ears explode, rendering you deaf and with no sense of balance. Then, it vaporizes because it went over 9000 times the speed of light.

I wish I could control water with my own free will in a way that couldn't possibly go haywire and kill me.

[Silver]

granted
you are soon challenged by posiodien god of da seas!!! he soon hacks you to pieces
the end

i wish.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..........nothing.

[Quinn]

granted...but since it is nothing, the time space continuum stops and all life ends...(wtf)

I wish I could get back at woodworking again. (which I might later this summer)

PS:
i wish i could ask my ex out again
shes a pain in the hole but thats y i like her
Been there, "done" that. Mixed about going back. I saw mine about 2 days ago...after a year...and I'm sooooo mixed up.

[Merlin]

granted but termites and woodpeckers destroy your hardwork and you never want to do woodworking again...

i wish i owned Nintendo so that i could implement my ideas into the games...

[tyking16]

Granted but then no one buys anything from Nintendo.

I wish that my life didn't stink.

[Cranky Guy]

GRANTED (sigh), but since your life is perfect now, people get jealous and destroy you with bombs.

I wish IB was smarter than albert einstein.

[Quinn]

WTF? It would be one thing if it was yourself, but just wonderin, why IB?

Granted, but his (IB, your a dude, right?) head grows massive and some kid tries to poke it. IT EXPLODES. Brain parts going everywhere.

I wish someone could help me with the tree tile. (and that is totally serious)

[Cyndadile]

Granted (I could try), but it makes it worse...

I wish that I knew someone with Froy's hair...

[Quinn]

Depending on the day, without the red, I have hair kinda like that.

Granted, but using his powers, he lights you on fire.

I wish that life would stop shitting on me today...

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but it starts urinating instead...

I wish that a fish wished it was a fish...

[Merlin]

granted but because a fish wished it was a fish the universe was put into a paradox of it wishing that it was a fish and opens up a hole in the space-time continuum that makes it correct itself and destroy itself continuously...

i wish that wish were so freaking complicated when someone decided to corrupt them...

[tyking16]

Granted but whenever someone tried to corrupt a complicated wish, their head exploded since they thought too hard on how to corrupt it. Since you were the one that wished all wishes were complicated, you get charged with murder and serve 5 horrible years in jail.

I wish that the next person who was going to corrupt this wish can't corrupt it.

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but they murder you to make up for it...

I wish that people were smarter than fish (they are not)...

[Cranky Guy]

Granted, but human are smarter than fish because of various reasons, so ur wish was useless.

[Quinn]

since he didn't ask one, I'll re-corrupt it.

granted, but how when we aren't we eat them, when we get smart, they eat us. They pack us up like sardines. So although we become smarter, we become threatened by the fishes.

I wish I could figure out what is going on with the animation editor.

[tyking16]

Granted but when you figure it out and try to fix it, you make it even worse and break your animation editor forever!

I wish that cranky guy made a wish.

[chase]

he gets so mad he has a heart attack and the police thinks you murdered mr.cranky

[Silver]

well chase.....
we're waiting for a wish
ah who cares!
i wish transformers 3 came out,i went to see it,it was class and knowone would be jealous of me!

[tyking16]

Granted but the movie was a flop. To add to your misery, you had to sit at the movie for a whole 4 hours and you had to pay $1000 after the show was over.

I wish people would start making wishes so we could have fun corrupting them.

[Quinn]

granted, but with all the wishing and corrupting, everyones ego drops down to the ground and while I eat everyone (lol, see last person to post), cyndadile steps on everyones ego.

I wish my ex wouldn't be so mixed emotioned.

(so she has a bf, but she's like clingy to me, and altough I still kinda liker, I tell her no and she has a bf. All my friends gave her the slut nickname)

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but she decides she hates you and will kill you...

I wish that I wasn't so sore after that 15-mile hike I just went on...

[Quinn]

*I remember her sayin that. Though it wasn't to me though.

Granted, but you stop going on hikes and become 800 pounds. They have to break you roof off to crane you out. (sad thing is, is that ACTUALLY happened to a person)

I wish, I could have a wish, and with that wish I want another wish, and with that, another, and another and then finally, I'll end it with a kiss, but not with a fish.

[Cyndadile]

Granted. The kiss is with a DEMENTOR (Harry Potter)...

I wish for a new pair of shoes, without Quinn's ego all over them...

[Silver]

granted but they are those flying shoes from percy jackson and the lightning theif(bad ass film)
they bring you up 1000000000000 feet and ''OH SHIT'' the laces undo themselves
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!kkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbboooooooo oooommmmmm!!!!!!
bye bye cyndadile

i wish i wish i was a fish

[Quinn]

granted, but you get eaten about 5 minutes later by a shark.

*my friends call me the fish, since I can beat them all in swimming :D

I wish I could find a way to cook Cyndadiles ego into a delicious soup. I'm hungry for soup and that sounds good. Eating an ego....might taste as good as human ;)

[tyking16]

Granted but what you don't know is that the Cyndadile secrets a liquid that makes Quinn's explode into a million pieces. Thus, when you ate the soup, you exploded.

I wish that I was stronger than Superman.

[Cranky Guy]

Granted, ur stronger than superman. Suddenly, you enter a pokemon battle with spongebob squarepants. Whats worse, you doon't ave any pokemon. so u use ur super powered mega punch to attack spongebob. Since spongebob is a sponge, he doesn't lose any health. u finally die of exhaustion.

I wish spongebob squarepants was real.

[Merlin]

granted but every redneck from the south-eastern united states murders sponge bob with all the guns they could get their hands on, and then promptly kill barney shortly afterwards...

I wish i had a Zetabyte harddrive....
(thats like 1024 Yetabytes which is a 1024 Exabytes which is 1024 Petabytes which is 1024 Terabytes...)
{basically a-freaking-lot of info...}

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but your computer crashes...

I wish for a wish...

(BTW, my ego is too small to eat, and tyking16: HOW DID YOU KNOW???)

(Also, Quinn, people call ME the fish because I like to swim so much...)

[Quinn]

so we got 2 swimmers here ;) ? I hereby challenge you to a swim race. We will meet in California, and swim all the way to Japan. Whoever doesn't die wins.

My stomach is rock (along with my heart ;) ) so it doesn't go boom.

granted, but you use your new wish to wish that you could eat MY ego, but mine is acid. It doesn't eat shoes, so it can be stepped on, but once eaten, the people melt from the inside out.

I wish I could actually race cyndadile to a swim race, AND BEAT HIM!!! Show him what a fish can do. ;)

[tyking16]

Granted but while your gloating, he chops off a finger and throws it inside you. Since that liquid is in every part of his body you explode in a million pieces while Cyndadile does a victory lap in his brand new Quinn soup.

I wish that I was immortal.

[Cyndadile]

Granted. But you find out that being immortal is terrible (everyone you love dies) and just wish you could FINALLY die...

I wish for a different wish...

(Quinn, I'm not fast, I just like it. Also, I'm really good at SCUBA diving, so they call me a fish there, too. )

[Quinn]

*I wish I could scuba dive...though I'm like stuck up in the mountains.

granted, but with that different wish, you wish for more wishes, until finally you decide on one...which one of many people corrupt.

I wish I had money. (I only have 1 dollar on me. I had like a 100 at the beginning of the week)

[Cyndadile]

1. (SCUBA Wish) Granted, but you forgot to adjust your weight belt to take the mountains into account, so you are dragged to the bottom. You try to fill your BCD to rise, but it does not work, so you drop the weight belt, rise too fast, and your lungs explode...

2. (Money Wish) Granted, but you have 1 cent...

(I had 23, but I ended up buying XD so I'm down to $1.89)

I wish Quinn had thought his wish through...

[Merlin]

granted but then he has thought his wish through so well that you wish he hadn't thought it through so much and you end up creating a time loop that only you get stuck in wishing he had thought his wish through followed by wishing he hadn't thought his wish through...

I wish that they would make a Final Fantasy fighting game (similar to smash bros./soul calibur) so that people could play as any of the main characters against others from the other games... (such as Sephiroth vs. Squall)

[Quinn]

granted, but it stiffs. It gets a rating of 2/10 and sucks so bad that they pull it off the shelves. (I do like Final Fantasy, for what I've played of it)

I wish....I wished I lived in Johto. Catching all the awesome legendaries, and finally battle the legend himself.

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but a trainer from the Sevii Islands KO's your pokemon, and takes your right hand as a trophy... (Johto was the best region ever. Fortree and Pacifidlog were cool in Hoenn, though. )

I wish for the Great Cheese...

[Quinn]

^yet again...you sound so much like me! Its scaring me a bit lolz. jk. R U a reincarnation as me that has gone back in time? Fortree and Pacifidlog were good. I just think they could have done more for Pacifidlog though. (If I find a map that could use it well...believe me...I will put that in there in a heartbeat.)

Granted, but the flying spagetti monster takes it from you. (dont know about him...look it up.)

I wish everyone here went to the same school as me. Then we could all like chillax together (when I'm not in the woodshop building :D)

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but I kill you because you are a clone of me from a different dimention...
(I was thinking of one of the port cities. Go from land to water. Or in a route, across a river is a house. Or in a lake somewhere. )

I wish for purple...

[Quinn]

granted, but intead you get green.
(Dude, your scaring me. I was thinking same thing. Either a port or in the ocean, there being a couple houses, or in a lake or something)

I wish my email could send bigger sized files.

[Merlin]

(get yahoo...) granted but then your computer crashes and then the server crashes and all of the computers on the way to the person's computer that you sent the email to crashes and then that person's computer crashes and then they come to where you live and kill you for having destroyed their computer because of a large file that you sent...

I wish i was in Hoenn cause there i could get legends such as Rayquazza, the Latis (what's their plural name?) and salamence along with Metagross cause he looks cool...

[Quinn]

^ I do have yahoo.

Granted, but after I defeat The legend "red" in Johto, I come to Hoenn and use my awesome murder team to whip you! I then take all of your pokemon and crush there pokeballs...while THERE IN IT!!!! (Just like prof Oak in the You laugh, you lose thread)

I wish...

I wish I was on everyones good side.

[Silver]

granted
but u said:


I wish...

I wish I was on everyones good side.


u wished u wish u was on everyones good side
therefore...
the second wish did not come true!!!

hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

iwish i wasn't so damn smart but not to stupid

[Quinn]

granted but you become so smart, that that you devolve back into "the shit".

I wish people wouldn't bail on me for swimming.

[Merlin]

granted but they hate your guts and kill you off....

i wish that a wish that i could wish for would not become corrupted by another wish or related....

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but you are run over by a tank before you can make another wish...

I wish that I could safely manufacture tears in the Space-Time-Reality Continuum...

[Merlin]

granted but they suck you into the void between dimensions and you cant ever get out no matter how hard you try...

i wish everybody could make wishes that could not become corrupted, and do so without creating time paradoxes and the like...

[Quinn]

granted, but before they can make it....they first get ran over by cyndadiles tank...and then I run into them with a blue angel jet :D. There wont be anything left of that poor soul.

I wish.

[Cyndadile]

Granted. That was a statement, not a wish, so nothing happens...

I wish for green...

[Quinn]

yet again...granted, but you get orange.

I wish I could meet Toph! SHE MAKES ME LOL! Everytime!

[Merlin]

granted but she then decides to beat the living crap out of you for the rest of your life everytime the two of you meet...

i wish it wasn't so hard for me to come up with wishes....

[Silver]

granted but soon u cant think or remember a thing

i wish i didnt fall over and tear thoses damn ligiments in my leg
(I can bearly walk!)

[Merlin]

(oohh... i know that's gotta hurt... hope you get better soon)
granted but the ligaments in your arm are torn and you now have to contend with those rather than your legs and you then wish that your arms wernt hurting and so it makes your neck injured and you keep making wishes for one spot to get better only to have another spot get worse...

i wish we could get more rain down here but not so much that we'd get t-storms (which is really fun to work with when it restarts computers everyonce in a while)

[Eve]

Granted but the rain floods your house.

I wish I never ran out of Kix cereal.

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but they changed it so it tastes terrible...

I wish it would RAIN here...

[Silver]

hope you get better soon


thanks
oh yeah the game (looks at cyndadile)
granted
but you get the same amout of rain i get in ireland and u freak out
u start wishing u didn't wish for rain but it dosen't work
eventullayyou drown:(

i wish i could think of something to wish for............................................... ..............

[Quinn]

granted, but once you wish for it, it gets corrupted.

I wish I could get my internship faster.

[Merlin]

granted but you cant get anything else at all

i wish i had all 3 Halo games and an xbox 360

[Quinn]

*lol. You wanna bet? With that internship, along with my competitions, and my grades, I will be a bar of gold for some of those collages.

Granted, but you forget to turn it off one night and you get the "Ring of DEATH (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xbox_360_technical_problems)"!

[Cyndadile]

I wish Quinn had made a wish.

[tyking16]

Granted but the wish ended up being your demise.

I wish I finished my book assignment.

[Merlin]

granted but you lose it and cannot find it ever again and so you fail epically

i wish my friend didn't have to move across the country....
(kinda sucks too cause he doesnt have a new phone yet...)

[Silver]

granted but he gets shot in the back of the neck

i wish my leg would get better

[Merlin]

granted but your arm starts hurting and you suffer a heart attack...

i wish it wasn't so boring at my place...

[Silver]

granted
news: you stabbed in bed!!!!

i wish my ex would piss off!! im with someone you bitch!

[Lucario506]

Granted, but your ex kills your current girlfriend in a jealous rage.

I wish my mom would stop being so paranoid about viruses. I can't install anything. T_T

[Merlin]

Hey! I'm not that bad!
granted but your computer gets hacked and everything is taken and wiped clean

i wish i had a new keyboard and monitor so that i can do things on my computer in my room without having to canabalize the computer for the keyboard and without having my monitor heat up my room so much...

[Silver]

granted
but it explodes

no comment

[Cyndadile]

I wish you had made a wish.

[Silver]

granted
but it dosen't come true
hehehehe

[Cyndadile]

Then how was it granted?

I wish you made sense.

[Silver]

that dosen't come true because i do make sense
i WiSh ThE wOrLd BoWeD dOwN tO mY fEeT

[Merlin]

(should climb Mt. Everest for that)
granted but a faction of people who dislike you are formed and so plan to assassinate you and succede and so the people of the world no longer bow down to your feet. (ever heard of Hitler? he didn't get them to do what you want either){scissors beats paper---lol}

I wish i had the powers of one of my characters (practically a godmod but not quite there)

[Silver]

granted but you die
no comment

[Merlin]

wow if i were to describe what the insane powers of that character are to you you'd realize that's basically impossible if i were to gain them...

btw make a wish!!!

*pulls lightsaber outta thin air, waves hand* you will make a wish..

[Silver]

no i won't

[BladeVap]

I wish that silver would play the game correctly...

OK, for realz: I wish that it WUZ RAININ MEN (for the lulz, no other reason)

[Silver]

god
fine but they're all very old
i wish futurama was real

[Merlin]

lol (i know)
granted but you fall into a cryogenics tube that sends you 1,000 years into the future only for you to come out and fall into another one that does the same thing and continues to repeat for the next 300 eons...

i wish had every video game making program in existence...

[Reliability]

Granted, but you have no idea how to use any of them and are incapable of learning them.

I wish I hadn't missed getting free ice cream at 5:30 today. :/

[Cyndadile]

Granted. Arriving at your destination at 5:23, you wait to recieve your ice cream. 5:26, you begin to get bored and your mind begins to wander. You notice someone sitting under a tree. This person is 1, maybe 2" taller than you. They appear to be enjoying a delicious ice cream. 5:28. You get your ice cream. 5:30. The person is gone. You sit down, and, after several minutes, notice that the person who was sitting under the tree is now approaching the guy who gave you the ice cream. He reaches into his sweatshirt and pulls out...A stick? No, wait, that's a BOW! he grabs an arrow from his backpack, pulls back the string, and before you can say "ice cream" there is an arrow protruding from the ice cream guy's chest. He turns around, and sees that, conviniently, there are no witnesses. Wait, no there is one over there... He pulls out another arrow and aims straight at YOU! Fortunatly, you are done with your ice cream. The sugar rush helps you run. An arrow flies past your ear. It lands in the ground ahead of you. Lots of witnesses now. You run down the road, pulling out your cell phone. 5:42. You dial the number that everyone hopes that they will never have to. 9...1...1. That's it. You stumble over some litter in the road... NO! the cell phone goes down the storm drain. You hesitate for a second, but the sound of another arrow snaps you out of it. You keep running. Wait! Is that a police car ahead? Yes! You look back. The guy behind you is gone. You won't be able to turn him in. What's that? He dropped his bow! But its on fire! No fingerprints... You are stopped by a cop. You try to explain what happened, but they arrest you. They think that you were him! You are found guilty of several murders. No one except your close family believes you. Someone visits you in jail. It's him! He whispers something to you. "Bye." Several minutes later, the poison gas that he released in the room kills you and several guards. Posthumously, you are found guilty of this crime, too...

I wish for a dish of fish.

[Silver]

granted
but it's alive
i wish the simpsons was real

[Merlin]

wow if they were real we would have tons of problems
granted but u die in when the nuclear plant blows up for the umpteenth time

i wish the Halo universe was real.... (now you should start fearing things...)

[Silver]

i know nothin' 'bout those games

[Merlin]

Blast you!!!
maybe i should email it to you or something...
an epic 1st person shooting game...
created by bungie and microsoft...
Anyway it's a sci-fi series (and i personally think it's epic) and you have to fight off many alien races attempting to destroy earth and her colonies...

but before i get too far off subject you probably should've at least wished for something...
i'm waiting till someone does before i make one of my own...

[Silver]

anyway, you get eaten by some alien,....umm.....thing?http://www.pokemontopaz.net/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif

anyway i wish could go back to bed
the ice on the road is really bad
ireland is not a holiday destination
it snows for five months, and it rains the other seven......

[Merlin]

lol so i get eaten by the Flood? gotcha
yes that is not the best vacationing spot currently (I saw a satellite view recently and all of the UK is covered in snow)
granted but the snow piles up so much on your bedroom that it collapses and kills you from frost bite....

I wish it would snow down here at least once a year on christmas (it would be epic down here)

[Tyrannigon64]

Granted, but now there is so much snow that it crushes the roof of your house and you die.

I wish for one blueberry pie that tastes good, and won't kill me when I eat it (e.g. no poison or blades in the pie) and a fork that isn't poisoned and doesn't make the pie taste bad, and a plate that doesn't effect me, the pie, or the fork in any way, except that the pie can be placed on the plate. Try corrupting THAT!

[Silver]

easy

your hand slipped,
ah sh*t,
the plate broke,
a shard of glass hits your eyes,
blinding you,
and ants appear out of nowhere,
taking everthing that is left,(greedy little feckers!)
and you left alone,
alone,
alone.........
alone.....................

i wish for a ???

[Tyrannigon64]

Hmm... You want a ???, huh? I interpret that as wanting something random! So let's take a spin on the WHEEL OF TORTURE!!! (tikitikitikitikitikitikitikitikitikitik) Looks like it landed on the shark tank! You go into the shark tank and the sharks gruesomely eat you! Thanks for playing WHEEL OF TORTURE!!!

Anyways, I wish for a gun loaded with infinite ammo to commit suicide with (I'm wouldn't actually wish for that, it's just for the sake of the game).

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but it jams and then explodes. You loose all limbs and can do nothing but breathe. You slowly and painfully die as your blood flows onto the ground, and are eaten alive by sewer gators...

I wish for an uncorruptable wish...

[Tyrannigon64]

Granted, but as the power of the wish tries to find an uncorruptable wish, it is only able to find itself, then it explodes after repeatedly making you wish itself, then it finds out that it is corruptable, is therefore unable to find an uncorruptable wish and distorts the fabric of space and time.

I wish for invincibility

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but you live forever (probably the worst curse of all)...

I wish for a wishing wishing wish...

[Tyrannigon64]

Granted, but all your wishes are corrupted and you live a terrible life.

I wish not to care about anything, even dying or incredible pain.

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but...Well, really, granting that is as good as corrupting it, isn't it?...

I wish for someone to corrupt this wish...

[Silver]

granted, i corrupt ya wish, sucka!

i wish for an xbox!(and none of that ''RING OF DEATH!'' sh*t!)

[Merlin]

granted but the minute you put a game in it explodes and laughs at your insolence....

i wish that i had a lot of money, not be a millionaire or anything just be high end middle class....

[Silver]

fine, but u get shot by ''SILVA!''(AKA:me(ain't i a real f*cker?))
iwish pokemon was real, that would be freakin epic

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but you are killed by a self-destructing Voltorb...

I wish I had a kind, friendly Cyndaquil which cannot hurt people but is a good heat source and serves as a stove when standing underneath a pan...

[Tyrannigon64]

Granted, but it burns all your food. I wish for someone to think of a wish for me, I don't care what.

[Cyndadile]

Granted...

I wish that Tyrannington64 turned into a defenseless amoeba...

[Merlin]

granted but it back fires and turns u into a defenseless amoeba and shortly afterwards get stomped out of existence....

i wish i had a couple of terrabyte harddrives... (i really need the space for the things that i work on...)

[megasuicune]

Granted, but you didn't have the time to eat the fish.
I wish for this world to be rid of hackers

-megasuicune(from old forum)

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but no one does any programming and there is no more Pokemon...

I wish I knew how you posted as a guest...

[Merlin]

lol...
granted but your main account is forever banned and u must always sign up as a guest and not be able to contribute...
i wish my bloody pc would work....

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but the blood makes it dificult to see the monitor...

I wish for a florp...

[Merlin]

lol
wtf is a florp?

granted but it spontaneously implodes and explodes simultaneously breaking all known laws of physics...

i wish i had a laptop so when i go to the library i can get online without getting a headache from their computers...

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but the exploding florp blew it up...

I wish for a dish of fish with a side of roast wish...

[Tyrannigon64]

Granted, but the side of roast wish was your wish for fish, so the wish was roasted so it couldn't be granted, so the wish wasn't roasted, making it able to grant you a fish with a side of roast wish, which was roasted so it couldn't be granted etc. which caused a paradox that made the universe implode.

I wish for a marshmallow.

[Merlin]

granted but it catches fire and burns away....

I wish Doctor Seuss stuff made some sense....

[Cyndadile]

granted but it catches fire and burns away....

That's how I like them!

Granted, but your wish was useless because they already made sense in a way that you don't understand...

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[PokePoindexter]

Granted, but you end up typing out every number in the whole decimal and die from doing so.

I wish for a dish.

[Merlin]

granted but it's filled with food that you hate and so you throw it out dish and all...

i wish i had like 5 or 6 super computers so i could work on my projects taht i have in mind...

[phantom bezerker]

Granted, but they all overheat, and eventually stop working altogether due to melted main frames.
I wish THE F*CKING DEMO WOULD COME OUT ALREADY!

[MeekRhino]

Granted. Ummm. I can't think of any problem with that.

[Cyndadile]

...but it is terrible.

I wish MeekRhino had made a wish...

[MeekRhino]

Granted, but it was a stupid wish and we all go bored and never played again.

I wish it was March 6th

[Cyndadile]

Granted, (Birthday?) but its a terrible day, with floods over three meters high...

I wish http://cyndadile.webs.com/Slime.png...

[phantom bezerker]

(March 6th is when pkmn B/W is released) Granted, but whatever the hell that is throttles you.
I wish Nintendo would pull the plug on the damn pkmn anime

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but the whole pokemon franchise goes with it...

I wish my Slime did not kill me...

[MeekRhino]

Granted, but it commits suicide from sorrow

I wish people wouldnt wish for the end of pokemon.

[phantom bezerker]

Granted, but then people start hateing L.O.Z.
I wish that justin bieber got assassinated.

[Merlin]

lmao....
granted but he some how defies all odds of dyineg (or maybe satan didnt want him anymore than we did) and therefore comes back to haunt you for the rest of your life...

i wish i had all teh software necessary to make the video game i have in mind...

[phantom bezerker]

Granted, but nobody likes it.
I wish my computer could play minecraft at normal speed.

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but your computer blows up...

I wish that dklxfnsgjngfdogmnfdlgmnfkgmfldkgmfkgmdli;tgkredptg kfdlgkspoddrighrsuydghosdxfivjsiwoeqpeqqppweqiqwei wedfklxcnvm,xzm,xvcxcvxcmbvncbndfuigweoolweriopuqe .

[PokePoindexter]

Granted, but ethwruiop4hquigtignikjer.

I wish for a better laptop.

[Sev]

Wish granted, but the laptop became so addicting you starved to death, and as you dropped dead your laptop fell and broke. The laptop was a rental, but it cost a googolplexian dollars, so the rental company sued your family for all their money causing th3em to starve to death.
I wish a googolplexianth was a real number ;)

[phantom bezerker]

Granted, but scientists start to complain about it.
I wish that I could beat level 5-7 in Plants vs zombies.

[Tyrannigon64]

Granted, but you can't beat level 5-8

I wish that I was able to focus on homework for once.

[Sev]

Granted but you focus on it so much you never get on Topaz and they delete your account.
I wish I could fly.

[phantom bezerker]

Granted, but joo gets hit bi a airplain!
I wish that I had a pokii egg.

[Cranky Guy]

Wat the L is a pokii???

Granted, but it hatches and eats all your music producing tikis.

I wish I was the person with the most bad luck in the whole entire UNIVERSE!

FEEL THE WRATH OF TRYING TO MAKE SOMTHING BAD MORE BAD! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Tyrannigon64]

That's easy!

Granted, but you spontaneously explode because of the bad luck, so you are no longer able to enjoy your terrible luck.

I wish I had Pokemon Black or White.

[Sev]

But black and white becomes illegal in Canadia (I'm a stalker :P)
I wish this thread would close.

[Cranky Guy]

GRanted, but everyone get angry and they shred you and mince you and they put your remains into small cardboard coffins with ketchup, and bury the pieces six at a time.

I wish that Tyrannigon64
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[phantom bezerker]

granted, but then you can't focus on tests.

I wish that LOZ skyward sword would come out already!

oh, and awesome comic is brawl in the family

[Cranky Guy]

granted, but somebody uses it to decapitate you.

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[Silver]

granted
end of!
you get your wish, and then you step into a mantrap and lose your leg.
F LI C K

I WISH JK ROWLING WROTE ANOTHER KICK-ASS HARRY POTTER BOOK, LOADED WITH THIRTY CHAPTER'S OF MOTHER F LI C K I N G AWSOMENESS

[PokePoindexter]

Granted, but the pages are all blank.

I wish Ann Coulter would go to hell.

[Silver]

granted but she ends up working down there for adolf, who sends her on a mission to come back with one goal in mind
NUKE CHICAGO
I WISH FOR A BAR OF CHOCOLATE

[Tyrannigon64]

Granted, but it turns out that chocolate doesn't make the best bars; the roof ends up melting and falling in your drink.

I wish for the thing that I wish for.

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but you don't really know what you wish for so you have no way of appreciating that your wish has been granted...

I wish that all floccinaucinihilipilification (I think I spelled that correctly) would end...

[Silver]

granted
end of!
you get your wish, and then you step into a mantrap and lose your leg.
yet again, F LI C K

i wish i had super powers

[tyking16]

Granted, but it's the power to dislocate your shoulder at will. :3

I wish I was more active on these forums (and actually stopped being lazy so I could try to contribute something).

[Silver]

Granted, but it's the power to dislocate your shoulder at will.
i would actually love that,

granted but your computer breaks down,
i wish my hair fell off!!!

[phantom bezerker]

granted, but then more painfully grows back at an astonishing speed that is just slow enough to be considered torturous.

I wish that nintendo would stop killing their good games with the 3ds

[Silver]

granted, but then they cancel gen 6 of pokemon
i wish it was my birthday!