Corruptin' The Wish

**Silver** · 07-29-11 01:49 AM

granted
end of!
you get your wish, and then you step into a mantrap and lose your leg.
F LI C K

I WISH JK ROWLING WROTE ANOTHER KICK-ASS HARRY POTTER BOOK, LOADED WITH THIRTY CHAPTER'S OF MOTHER F LI C K I N G AWSOMENESS

**PokePoindexter** · 07-29-11 01:50 AM

Granted, but the pages are all blank.

I wish Ann Coulter would go to hell.

**Silver** · 07-29-11 01:58 AM

granted but she ends up working down there for adolf, who sends her on a mission to come back with one goal in mind
NUKE CHICAGO
I WISH FOR A BAR OF CHOCOLATE

**Tyrannigon64** · 07-29-11 02:44 AM

Granted, but it turns out that chocolate doesn't make the best bars; the roof ends up melting and falling in your drink.

I wish for the thing that I wish for.

**Cyndadile** · 07-29-11 02:09 PM

Granted, but you don't really know what you wish for so you have no way of appreciating that your wish has been granted...

I wish that all floccinaucinihilipilification (I think I spelled that correctly) would end...

**Silver** · 07-29-11 02:21 PM

granted
end of!
you get your wish, and then you step into a mantrap and lose your leg.
yet again, F LI C K

i wish i had super powers

**tyking16** · 08-14-11 08:08 AM

Granted, but it's the power to dislocate your shoulder at will. :3

I wish I was more active on these forums (and actually stopped being lazy so I could try to contribute something).

**Silver** · 08-15-11 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by tyking16

Granted, but it's the power to dislocate your shoulder at will.

i would actually love that,

granted but your computer breaks down,
i wish my hair fell off!!!

**phantom bezerker** · 09-15-11 04:50 AM

granted, but then more painfully grows back at an astonishing speed that is just slow enough to be considered torturous.

I wish that nintendo would stop killing their good games with the 3ds

**Silver** · 09-16-11 11:07 PM

granted, but then they cancel gen 6 of pokemon
i wish it was my birthday!

**phantom bezerker** · 09-17-11 03:14 AM

someone already did this one...
granted, but nobody comes to your party.
I wish that somebody would make a PMD fanmade

**Black Temple Gaurdian** · 09-18-11 05:47 PM

Granted, but no one knows what that is so nothing actually happens.

I wish that Pokemon Gen III+ didn't suck ass. And that Volphin was cannon.

**Silver** · 09-19-11 08:27 PM

granted, the only pokemon added to the dex was gallade
F*CK YA!!!

i.
wish.
i.
could.
win.
this.
game.

**Cranky Guy** · 09-20-11 03:53 PM

Granted, But the grand prize is an eelektross and it gobbles you up.

I wish I was a non edible fish in the ocean.

**Black Temple Gaurdian** · 09-20-11 03:57 PM

Granted, but the ocean dries up and you die.

I wish for something bad to happen to me and those close to me. HA!

**Silver** · 09-20-11 06:10 PM

granted your house collapses, but you survive

i wish for ...

**Cranky Guy** · 09-21-11 05:49 AM

Granted, but unfortunately ... means complete silence, so you become deaf for the rest of your life.

I wish violets were red, and roses were blue, and galladester didn't have a gun, and the van wasn't damned.

**Black Temple Gaurdian** · 09-21-11 06:35 AM

But my wish wasn't corrupted!

Granted, (s)he has a sword and it's a coach.

I wish for more wishes thus increasing my wish factor by OVER 9000!

**Cranky Guy** · 09-21-11 08:59 AM

Granted, but someone has already got their wish factor to over 1'000'000, so your just lagging behind like a Shuckle behind a deoxys- speed forme.

I wish for HaKUnA MaTaTa. (can't really remember what that was.)

**Silver** · 09-21-11 03:14 PM

granted
you have no worries
until you meet me!

i wish vegeta was holding the scouter upsidedown and it read 0006!

**phantom bezerker** · 10-03-11 01:41 PM

granted, but then there's a glitch causing it to read OVER 9000!!!

I wish that nintendo would make some REAL dragons for gen 5

haxorus, reshiram, PFFT. [(

**Black Temple Gaurdian** · 10-03-11 03:44 PM

Granted, but it's just a dragonite remake.

I wish for a fish.

**phantom bezerker** · 10-03-11 11:13 PM

granted, but it's diseased

I wish that people would listen to REAL music.

**Black Temple Gaurdian** · 10-04-11 06:27 AM

Granted, but it's not your definition of real and thus you hate it.
I wish for a corrupted wish.

**phantom bezerker** · 10-04-11 10:56 PM

granted, but then it's so bad that u take gallad's gun and shoot whilst looking down the barrel.
I wish I had 1 million dollars

**Cranky Guy** · 10-10-11 05:58 PM

Granted, but you don't know what to use it for, so you throw all of it away.

I wish I had a tame Golurk.(They're awesome!) (PLUS, they can learn fly!)

**Silver** · 10-13-11 04:23 PM

granted, but iron fist makes dynamicpunch too strong, therefore it's power was the equivalent of five falcon ''pawnches'' and the awesomeness of it blew up the planet.
like, iBOOM!

I WISH MY LIFE SUCKED!
HOW YA GUNNA CORRUPT THAT, HUH?
sorry for shouting,

**Cranky Guy** · 10-18-11 06:53 AM

Granted, but someone kills you for sucking.

I wish for a tame pet cat that won't kill me and can't die.

**Cyndadile** · 10-18-11 07:08 PM

Granted, but the cat becomes depressed and starts drinking and is in constant pain and you wish it could be put out of its misery...

I wish I didn't make a mistake...

**Cranky Guy** · 10-22-11 05:17 PM

Granted, someone throws a mantrap at you and you lose your head. (srry Galladester)

I wish Cyndadile was a genius.

**Black Temple Gaurdian** · 10-22-11 08:27 PM

Granted, but like all true geni-(er)-ei(?) he's insane and commits suicide.

I wish that I had a broken time machine, that in it's current state is unusable.

**Cranky Guy** · 10-23-11 07:40 PM

granted, but someone throws shit at you. You get enraged at hit the machine. The machine than X-plodes.

I wish for shitty people like BTG.

**Black Temple Gaurdian** · 10-24-11 10:41 AM

Granted, voila, yourself.

I wish for a wish that would wish away to grant me my wish in such a wishy way that all other wishes will look wishless.

**Cranky Guy** · 10-24-11 03:35 PM

Granted, but befre you know what it is, you are shot to death.

I wish for chortles.

**Cyndadile** · 10-24-11 07:15 PM

Granted, but you have fury...

I wish for more ...

**Cranky Guy** · 10-24-11 07:27 PM

granted, you have more silence and less chortles.

I wish for fury and chortles.

**Merlin** · 11-29-11 10:59 PM

granted but they hate your guts so much they kill you

I wish electronics would quit dying constantly (i have a dead pc, a dead mp3 player and a dead ps1....)[though i do have another ps1 but i'd like my games to effin work on it]

**Cranky Guy** · 11-30-11 09:21 AM

Granted, they suddenly become alive and kill you for killing them.

I wish for glasses and fury.

**Merlin** · 12-02-11 09:15 PM

granted but your eyesight gets worse and you become covered in head to toe with fur that never stops growning suffocating you

i wish i had a ps3 so i could play a game that just got added to the sonic series recently

**phantom bezerker** · 02-05-12 05:29 PM

granted, but then it begins to update.

I wish for a copy of skyrim.

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