The rules are simple, the first person accuses the next poster of a crime, and the next person defends their innocence. Then they accuse the next poster of a crime, then the next person repeats step two and the game continues.

Example

I accuse the next person of stealing candy from babies!

Objection! Those babies' parents should be thanking me! Candy is bad for their teeth. What were they thinking giving them candy?!

Try to be witty with the accusations and defenses, this is meant to be funny. NO TROLLING

I'll start.

I accuse the next person of eating lemons!