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[Blade Flight]

Personally, I'd like to reference the guy in FR/LG that sells Magikarp in the Mt. Moon Pokemon Center. Maybe like this:

Random elderly dude in Icythes (spelled right?) City: "About twenty years ago, I was selling MAGIKARP for outrageous prices in hopes of making a quick buck. Eventually, though, I was caught and served hard time in a Kanto prison for scamming those Trainers. I only just got out five years ago. It just goes to show you, kiddo, that crime doesn't ever pay in the end!"

Iunno, might persuade people to not join Team Rocket, with that last bit. Oh, and here's his wife:

KarpScammer's Wife: "When my husband was jailed for scamming Trainers into buying weak MAGIKARP, I felt embarrassed because of his poor judgement. But I also felt sorry for the MAGIKARP he was exploiting for his own benefit. You must always remember that Pokemon and humans are lifelong friends, not tools for our own use."

Sounds good to ME, anyway...