Corruptin' The Wish

[Silver]

granted
but then you take an arrow to the knee.
I'm sorry, it just had to be said.

i wish i knew someone else with a 3ds

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Granted but then their 3DS takes an arrow to the screen.

I wish for a corrupted wish.

[phantom bezerker]

granted
<insert corruption here>

I wish lego didn't murder itself.

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Granted, it murders you now instead.
I wish for anything and/or nothing/neither, that can either be or not be corrupted or both, or neither.

[Silver]

Your wish used to be granted, but then it took an arrow to the W!
So now, it's just an ish
I wish for

[phantom bezerker]

granted, but then what?
I wish for minecraft 1.2 to come out, already!

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Granted but it's rubbish, so they quickly release an update to fix all the game-crashing bugs, only you can't download the update as your computer has come alive and is trying to kill you.
I wish for transformer-game consoles.

[phantom bezerker]

Granted, but they work for the ACME corperation: a power-crazed megalomaniacal corperation hell-bent on world domination.
It makes easy-to-use household appliances, and gets lots of dough off of them, to which they invest half of into world domination;
and the other half into making the easiest-to-use appliances around!
What? How do I know so much? Why, I am a shareholder for ACME!

I wish for three more wishes.

[Cranky Guy]

Granted, but you didn't use them.

I wish for phantom bezerker
look at me! I'm a god!

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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: SLC, UT, USA, N. America, Earth, The solar system, the milky way, the whole general mish-mash
Posts: 4

[phantom bezerker]

granted, but you left out SWTOR profile.

I wish that pokemon garnet would COME OUT, ALREADY.

[Merlin]

granted but the game's only for japan...

I wish ...

(btw is garnet a fan game or an original?--just to clear things up.)

[PokePoindexter]

Granted, but ...

I wish ......

[Merlin]

granted but then the world gets a shortage of ....s

i wish i had multiple computers in my room (that all worked perfectly) and could go online (with terabyte harddrives or larger)

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Granted. Unfortunately the original owners of those military computers (from whom you sleep stole them) come looking for you and aren't happy.

I wish for 3.14

[Cranky Guy]

Granted, but you take an arrow to the head.

I wish for shitty people.

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but... granted.

I wish people wouldn't swear.

[DD818]

Granted, but you are a Cyndadile and not a person, therefor you swear and you get killed for swearing.
i wish for topaz to be finshed.

[Silver]

Granted then you miss being on these forums
I wish for three more wishes

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but you can't think of anything to wish for...

I wish for 8...

[Silver]

granted I give you 24 full stops, now make me a sandwich, B*TCH!
i wish for wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes etc.

[Merlin]

Grandted but your head implodes from not beign able to figure it out.

I wish for the wish that wishes for itself.

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but you get a stackoverflow error because there is no base case...

I wish for Jirachi's wish...

[Silver]

Granted but you lose your pokedex and can't record jirachis data
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

I wish for Sh*te