Corruptin' The Wish

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but my Cyndadile uses sheer cold on you for stealling its fish...

I wish people would not eat fish...

[NyteFyre]

granted, but the the people eat you, since we can't eat the fish...

i wish i was awesome...

[Lucario506]

Granted, but your so "awesome" (Does that really exist when it's an opinion) you gain special powers that you cannot control and end up changing the face of the world.

I wish I wasn't so grossed out by incredibly nasty things (almost gags thinking about them).

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but you are grossed out by everything else...

I wish I was a Cyndadile...

[PokePoindexter]

Granted, but this time I send out my Joltchomp, who OHKO's you with a ThunderQuake.

I wish I had something more interesting to wish for.

[Cranky Guy]

Granted, but the wish is to wish for something more interesting than your last wish.

I wish, I wish, I ate a fish that was not poisonous or stolen from someone else or about to be stolen from me or would choke me with a fish bone.

[Idageek]

Granted, but you've already eaten all the fish in the world, so there is nothing else but toxic fish.
i wish i ahd a million bucks

[PokePoindexter]

Granted, but I steal all of it.

I wish I had more time to relax.

[Cranky Guy]

Granted, but you relax tooo much you become flabby.

I wish that I was superman.

[Lucario506]

Granted, but you fall madly in love with Lois Lane, who does not exist. As a result, you jump into a l volcano to commit suicide because Lois doesn't exist. But you're so powerful, you don't die. So you spend the rest of your in the volcano till you starve.

I wish I knew if my corruption made sense.

[Merlin]

granted but your head explodes trying to understand how that works...

I wish I had the powers of the super hero i created...(if you've seen Heroes season 1 then hes based off of Peter--the guy who gained other's powers just by being around him...)
(also i'm not advertising his name yet I am--hmmm....)
[ps: what happened for the forum to crash???]

[Cranky Guy]

Granted, but since you have so much power, you throw away your Giratina which becomes so angry that it smashes into your house and gobbles you up.

I wish Kirby would become a Pokemon.

[Merlin]

lol
granted but it eats all other pokemon due to its never ending hunger....

i wish they'd make a console pokemon game to go with the handhelds...

[Lucario506]

Granted, but it's a botched job, so no one likes it.

I wish I could find some of my old drawings.

[Merlin]

you know ur probably right about that...

granted but they turn to dust due to the length of time it took for you to find them...

I wish the pokemon world was real and all the pokemon fans could be in there...

[PokePoindexter]

Granted, but a swarm of Gyrados comes and rips up all civilization there.

I wish my night wasn't booked doing crap for school.

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but you get arrested and go to jail for something you didn't do. You are given a life sentance, and there is no Wi-Fi in the jail. WWIII begins, and the jail is destroyed by enemy troops. They catch you trying to run, and take you prisoner. They are about to subject you to the firing squad, but decide that they could find some use for you. They put you in a moldy basement and force you to type letters and encode them using encription matrices. One day, seven years after your capture, a kind enemy soldier is able to set you free. You live in the woods for a week, and the country you are in gets bombed. You live, although it was close. You are eventually saved by a rescue team and brought home. You give several speeches on the events that you whent through. Thirten years later, as you are speaking at a high school in a small town in Kansas, you find out that you know the person that caused the war. His name was Billy Kaptun. You also find out that, had you not made that wish and consequently been sent to jail, he would have been assigned as your project partner, and would not have been left without one. You would have chosen the project and overridden his idea for a project that would cause WIII. The entire school hears this, as you were standing just feet from the microphone. The news is instantly online, spreading like a virus over all of the major social networking sites. As Billy Kaptun died in the war, the US blames you for the war. You are arrested, found guilty, and sentanced to death...

Thank you. You helped me cure my writers block.

I wish I had more spare time and used it more wisely...

[Cranky Guy]

Granted, but since you just cured your writers block, you use up all your spare time for writing.

I wish I had a hundred wishes! Now I wish for a Mew that wont hurt me, I wish for a very tame dragon that wont attack me, I wish I had a lotta money to give to the poor and I wish I could have a party with the hugest pancakes( bigger than King Kong) you will ever see in your whole life and last of all, I wish for 96 spectacular presents for everyone that comes to the party.

[Cyndadile]

you use up all your spare time for writing.

Fine by me!

Granted, but you become both mute and illiterate, so you have no manner of wishing your 100 wishes...

I wish I had more time here so I could have written a more elaborate response like my last one...

[Merlin]

granted but you're the only one to post here for the rest of your life...

i wish everything was perfect....

[Cranky Guy]

Granted, but since everything is perfect for you, some people become mad and toss you in a pot of boiling lava.

I wish I had more spare time to SLEEP after finishing mt homework.

[PokePoindexter]

Granted, but you develop insomnia and can't sleep.

I wish ghrfujeipwgfjwsa.

[Silver]

granted you eat caviare and the eggs hatch in your stomach they are baby sharks which eat your guts

I wish that pokemon black and white came out in English tomorrow

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but all of the new pokemon stink. They also made it so you have to beat the Elite Four to trade to DPPt and HGSS, and until then, you can only get new pokemon and magikarp (but not gyrados). You waste money buying the game, it cost alot because it is for the Wii, not the DS. Also, the music is unbearable so you jump off a cliff. You land, barely alive, in a dumpster of pokemon black and white games that were thrown out. Fortunatly, the sickening 5th gen makes people join Topaz, as they now only respect gens 1-3. This, unfortuanatly, causes an influx of bad ideas and no one can differ the good ideas from the unproductive ones, so everyone quits. As you lie, injured, in a hospital, you are beaten up to death by a Topaz fan angry at your wish that caused black and white to stink and topaz to be abandoned...

I wish my psychic powers worked better...

[Merlin]

wow.....

granted but they kill you because ur allergic to them...
I wish every thing was perfect for everyone...

[STT]

Granted, but you forgot that nothing can be perfect so the exact opposite happens.

[Cyndadile]

I wish STT had made a wish...

[Lucario506]

Granted, but the wish was made in a parallel timeline and therefor does not effect us in anyway.

I wish I.... I do not know what to wish for. Anything I wish for could be corrupted and therefore defeat the purpose of the wish. =/ I wish I didn't overthink things...

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but then you make a wish that becomes corrupted horribly by me and we all die...

I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I didn't copy&paste "I wish that" a bunch of times...

[Merlin]

lol...
granted but your computer crashes and destroyes your account on here...
I wish that everyone was able to access the internet freely without anyone controlling it (like comcast/at&t, etc.)

[PokePoindexter]

Granted, but everyone's computer gets infected with bugs and viruses that destroy all files, so nobody can access the Internet.

I wish Giratina-A wasn't so overlooked.

[Merlin]

granted but then everyone plays as him and you start hating him and wish his origin form wasn't overlooked...
I wish I had a pet dragon in real life....
(btw i think they exist we're just calling them a different name now...)

[Silver]

granted but it burns you alive

iwish my parents were rich

[Merlin]

granted but your family is in constant worry because they fear they're gonna be killed for their money and after a few years someone succeeds and you aren't able to make a wish to reverse this one...

I wish i had a video game design program (as in the ones that Nintendo, Xbox and Playstation use)....

[Cranky Guy]

Granted but u create a game filled with monsters. They come alive and eat ur guts and brains.

I wish I had the power to help people around the world.

[Merlin]

granted but because you can help others you're cursed to never help yourself or receive help of any form and die from the flu due to lack of the flu shot.

I wish it would snow in my area more (like every year rather than every 7 years...)

[Silver]

granted but soon it becomes so coldyou freeze to death

i wish i could beat clair in heart gold

[Merlin]

granted but she takes all of ur badges and your pokemon and you die from being attacked by swarms of pokemon....

i wish death never existed....(i've got a reason bout this currently dealing with a family member that i'm worried about... he's better though)

[Quinn]

(I haven't done this yet, and I dont wanna sound too hard)
Granted, but the sick will now suffer for all eternity, and the pains will last forever

I wish the teachers would stop giving me work this year (Its almost the end anyways)

[Merlin]

granted but you're forever stuck in school....

i wish windows computers didn't have so many problems....