Corruptin' The Wish

[Silver]

well chase.....
we're waiting for a wish
ah who cares!
i wish transformers 3 came out,i went to see it,it was class and knowone would be jealous of me!

[tyking16]

Granted but the movie was a flop. To add to your misery, you had to sit at the movie for a whole 4 hours and you had to pay $1000 after the show was over.

I wish people would start making wishes so we could have fun corrupting them.

[Quinn]

granted, but with all the wishing and corrupting, everyones ego drops down to the ground and while I eat everyone (lol, see last person to post), cyndadile steps on everyones ego.

I wish my ex wouldn't be so mixed emotioned.

(so she has a bf, but she's like clingy to me, and altough I still kinda liker, I tell her no and she has a bf. All my friends gave her the slut nickname)

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but she decides she hates you and will kill you...

I wish that I wasn't so sore after that 15-mile hike I just went on...

[Quinn]

*I remember her sayin that. Though it wasn't to me though.

Granted, but you stop going on hikes and become 800 pounds. They have to break you roof off to crane you out. (sad thing is, is that ACTUALLY happened to a person)

I wish, I could have a wish, and with that wish I want another wish, and with that, another, and another and then finally, I'll end it with a kiss, but not with a fish.

[Cyndadile]

Granted. The kiss is with a DEMENTOR (Harry Potter)...

I wish for a new pair of shoes, without Quinn's ego all over them...

[Silver]

granted but they are those flying shoes from percy jackson and the lightning theif(bad ass film)
they bring you up 1000000000000 feet and ''OH SHIT'' the laces undo themselves
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!kkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbboooooooo oooommmmmm!!!!!!
bye bye cyndadile

i wish i wish i was a fish

[Quinn]

granted, but you get eaten about 5 minutes later by a shark.

*my friends call me the fish, since I can beat them all in swimming

I wish I could find a way to cook Cyndadiles ego into a delicious soup. I'm hungry for soup and that sounds good. Eating an ego....might taste as good as human

[tyking16]

Granted but what you don't know is that the Cyndadile secrets a liquid that makes Quinn's explode into a million pieces. Thus, when you ate the soup, you exploded.

I wish that I was stronger than Superman.

[Cranky Guy]

Granted, ur stronger than superman. Suddenly, you enter a pokemon battle with spongebob squarepants. Whats worse, you doon't ave any pokemon. so u use ur super powered mega punch to attack spongebob. Since spongebob is a sponge, he doesn't lose any health. u finally die of exhaustion.

I wish spongebob squarepants was real.

[Merlin]

granted but every redneck from the south-eastern united states murders sponge bob with all the guns they could get their hands on, and then promptly kill barney shortly afterwards...

I wish i had a Zetabyte harddrive....
(thats like 1024 Yetabytes which is a 1024 Exabytes which is 1024 Petabytes which is 1024 Terabytes...)
{basically a-freaking-lot of info...}

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but your computer crashes...

I wish for a wish...

(BTW, my ego is too small to eat, and tyking16: HOW DID YOU KNOW???)

(Also, Quinn, people call ME the fish because I like to swim so much...)

[Quinn]

so we got 2 swimmers here ? I hereby challenge you to a swim race. We will meet in California, and swim all the way to Japan. Whoever doesn't die wins.

My stomach is rock (along with my heart ) so it doesn't go boom.

granted, but you use your new wish to wish that you could eat MY ego, but mine is acid. It doesn't eat shoes, so it can be stepped on, but once eaten, the people melt from the inside out.

I wish I could actually race cyndadile to a swim race, AND BEAT HIM!!! Show him what a fish can do.

[tyking16]

Granted but while your gloating, he chops off a finger and throws it inside you. Since that liquid is in every part of his body you explode in a million pieces while Cyndadile does a victory lap in his brand new Quinn soup.

I wish that I was immortal.

[Cyndadile]

Granted. But you find out that being immortal is terrible (everyone you love dies) and just wish you could FINALLY die...

I wish for a different wish...

(Quinn, I'm not fast, I just like it. Also, I'm really good at SCUBA diving, so they call me a fish there, too. )

[Quinn]

*I wish I could scuba dive...though I'm like stuck up in the mountains.

granted, but with that different wish, you wish for more wishes, until finally you decide on one...which one of many people corrupt.

I wish I had money. (I only have 1 dollar on me. I had like a 100 at the beginning of the week)

[Cyndadile]

1. (SCUBA Wish) Granted, but you forgot to adjust your weight belt to take the mountains into account, so you are dragged to the bottom. You try to fill your BCD to rise, but it does not work, so you drop the weight belt, rise too fast, and your lungs explode...

2. (Money Wish) Granted, but you have 1 cent...

(I had 23, but I ended up buying XD so I'm down to $1.89)

I wish Quinn had thought his wish through...

[Merlin]

granted but then he has thought his wish through so well that you wish he hadn't thought it through so much and you end up creating a time loop that only you get stuck in wishing he had thought his wish through followed by wishing he hadn't thought his wish through...

I wish that they would make a Final Fantasy fighting game (similar to smash bros./soul calibur) so that people could play as any of the main characters against others from the other games... (such as Sephiroth vs. Squall)

[Quinn]

granted, but it stiffs. It gets a rating of 2/10 and sucks so bad that they pull it off the shelves. (I do like Final Fantasy, for what I've played of it)

I wish....I wished I lived in Johto. Catching all the awesome legendaries, and finally battle the legend himself.

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but a trainer from the Sevii Islands KO's your pokemon, and takes your right hand as a trophy... (Johto was the best region ever. Fortree and Pacifidlog were cool in Hoenn, though. )

I wish for the Great Cheese...

[Quinn]

^yet again...you sound so much like me! Its scaring me a bit lolz. jk. R U a reincarnation as me that has gone back in time? Fortree and Pacifidlog were good. I just think they could have done more for Pacifidlog though. (If I find a map that could use it well...believe me...I will put that in there in a heartbeat.)

Granted, but the flying spagetti monster takes it from you. (dont know about him...look it up.)

I wish everyone here went to the same school as me. Then we could all like chillax together (when I'm not in the woodshop building )

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but I kill you because you are a clone of me from a different dimention...
(I was thinking of one of the port cities. Go from land to water. Or in a route, across a river is a house. Or in a lake somewhere. )

I wish for purple...

[Quinn]

granted, but intead you get green.
(Dude, your scaring me. I was thinking same thing. Either a port or in the ocean, there being a couple houses, or in a lake or something)

I wish my email could send bigger sized files.

[Merlin]

(get yahoo...) granted but then your computer crashes and then the server crashes and all of the computers on the way to the person's computer that you sent the email to crashes and then that person's computer crashes and then they come to where you live and kill you for having destroyed their computer because of a large file that you sent...

I wish i was in Hoenn cause there i could get legends such as Rayquazza, the Latis (what's their plural name?) and salamence along with Metagross cause he looks cool...

[Quinn]

^ I do have yahoo.

Granted, but after I defeat The legend "red" in Johto, I come to Hoenn and use my awesome murder team to whip you! I then take all of your pokemon and crush there pokeballs...while THERE IN IT!!!! (Just like prof Oak in the You laugh, you lose thread)

I wish...

I wish I was on everyones good side.

[Silver]

granted
but u said:

I wish...

I wish I was on everyones good side.

u wished u wish u was on everyones good side
therefore...
the second wish did not come true!!!

hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

iwish i wasn't so damn smart but not to stupid

[Quinn]

granted but you become so smart, that that you devolve back into "the shit".

I wish people wouldn't bail on me for swimming.

[Merlin]

granted but they hate your guts and kill you off....

i wish that a wish that i could wish for would not become corrupted by another wish or related....

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but you are run over by a tank before you can make another wish...

I wish that I could safely manufacture tears in the Space-Time-Reality Continuum...

[Merlin]

granted but they suck you into the void between dimensions and you cant ever get out no matter how hard you try...

i wish everybody could make wishes that could not become corrupted, and do so without creating time paradoxes and the like...

[Quinn]

granted, but before they can make it....they first get ran over by cyndadiles tank...and then I run into them with a blue angel jet . There wont be anything left of that poor soul.

I wish.

[Cyndadile]

Granted. That was a statement, not a wish, so nothing happens...

I wish for green...

[Quinn]

yet again...granted, but you get orange.

I wish I could meet Toph! SHE MAKES ME LOL! Everytime!

[Merlin]

granted but she then decides to beat the living crap out of you for the rest of your life everytime the two of you meet...

i wish it wasn't so hard for me to come up with wishes....

[Silver]

granted but soon u cant think or remember a thing

i wish i didnt fall over and tear thoses damn ligiments in my leg
(I can bearly walk!)

[Merlin]

(oohh... i know that's gotta hurt... hope you get better soon)
granted but the ligaments in your arm are torn and you now have to contend with those rather than your legs and you then wish that your arms wernt hurting and so it makes your neck injured and you keep making wishes for one spot to get better only to have another spot get worse...

i wish we could get more rain down here but not so much that we'd get t-storms (which is really fun to work with when it restarts computers everyonce in a while)

[Eve]

Granted but the rain floods your house.

I wish I never ran out of Kix cereal.

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but they changed it so it tastes terrible...

I wish it would RAIN here...

[Silver]

hope you get better soon

thanks
oh yeah the game (looks at cyndadile)
granted
but you get the same amout of rain i get in ireland and u freak out
u start wishing u didn't wish for rain but it dosen't work
eventullayyou drown

i wish i could think of something to wish for............................................... ..............

[Quinn]

granted, but once you wish for it, it gets corrupted.

I wish I could get my internship faster.