Pokeriddles

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

You can't find me,
For I am far away.
A gaurd am I,
But not of land, sea or sky.
Shiny and rare,
I am here,
Yet I am not.
Who am I?

[Cranky Guy]

Mew? I wanna make a riddle too, ya know.

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Shh you, first come first serve. Don't like it? Shouldn't have let it devolve to that.
Nope.

[Cranky Guy]

Oooooohhhhhh yeeaaaaahhhhhh. Totally forgot........... cRAP.

Arceus?

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Nope :)

[DD818]

dilga palka or geratina?

[Cranky Guy]

Celebi? Is it just me or did DD818 spell all of the pokemon names incorrectly?

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Yes and yes, cranky guy get's it.

You can't find me,
For I am far away. (only in Japan was the event held)
A gaurd am I,
But not of land, sea or sky. (of forests)
Shiny and rare, (legendary, and unavailable outside japan)
I am here,
Yet I am not. (again, technically there, but only in japan)
Who am I?

[DD818]

i got palka (i think)

[Cranky Guy]

Guy A: Don't go to close! It might shoot you! Look at it, it looks like a mutated egg! I'm not sure what's in there, and I don't want to know. Guy C is lying.

Guy B: It's crazy! I never thought I'd ever see one of those things! Oh no! It's going to launch bullet punch! Guy E is telling the truth.

Guy C: That thing's poisonous I tell you! It reminds me of....... Beldum! But it can use poison sting! Guy D is lying.

Guy D: Yo, that thing ain't no usual Sunkern! It looks like mah gr8 grandmaz fried eggz.... 'Fore they were fried! That sausage of a guy E iz damn lyin', yo!

Guy E: If only I had a Pokeball..... Than I could plant you and grow flowers for my aunt. The largest flowers in the world...... Guy A is lying, I think.

Guy F: Dammit, i can't touch it! It's too....... Gnarly! And all those those... Pins, was? Argh I can't remember what they call those things that rhyme with Popcorns. Guy D is telling the freakin' truth! So believe him before I FIRE MAH LAZERZZZZ!

HiNt: Guy F is not doing the complete opposite of a word which almost sounds similar to the word laying, although he didn't start out that way. And this Pokemon has spots.

[Silver]

ivysaur?

[Cranky Guy]

Noooooooooooo.

[Cyndadile]

Togepi?

[Cranky Guy]

Nooooooooooo. I bet cookies that no one gets this one.

Clue!: Guy F is telling the opposite of lying.

[DD818]

spinda?

[Cranky Guy]

Nooooooooooo. I bet cookies no one will get this one! (again!)

cLUE: Name has nine letters

[DD818]

spiritomb?

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Roselia?

[Triumph]

Sometimes I'm half, sometimes I'm whole, sometimes a slice of me is all you'll know.

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Cake

[Triumph]

Not quite. I think the only thing close to that would be the ice cream 5th gen pokemon. And that's not the right answer.

[Cranky Guy]

I'm back! And all of you are WRONG! And the answer for triumphs is CAKE!

[Triumph]

It's not, remember... the cake is a lie.

In all seriousness though, there is a specific Pokemon that I am thinking of in terms of my Pokeriddle.

[Cranky Guy]

Eggsecute? Is that how you spell it?

[Triumph]

correct spelling is Exeggcute, but it's not the right answer.

[DD818]

staryu line? i think we need a hint

[Cranky Guy]

Eevee?

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Clampearl?

[Triumph]

No, No, and still no. Sorry guys. If the next guess or two isn't close then I'll give out another hint.

[Tyrannigon64]

Nincada?

[Cyndadile]

It's not, remember... the cake is a lie.
("This was a Triumph.")

Weezing?

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

"Want you gone."

Grimer?

[Triumph]

Sometimes I'm half, sometimes I'm whole, sometimes a slice of me is all you'll know.
Sometimes I'm light, sometimes I'm dark, sometimes I'm both.

[DD818]

kuranpu?

[Triumph]

Nope

[Cranky Guy]

Hey, is this a topazmon or Canon Pokemon?

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Unicrown!

or

Umbreon!

[Triumph]

Hey, is this a topazmon or Canon Pokemon?
canon.

[Lord Eragon]

Absol?

[Triumph]

Nope.

[DD818]

espeon?

[Lord Eragon]

Eevee?

[Triumph]

Not any form of Eevee. I could see how that would logically fit though.

[ImmunityBow]

Gloom?

[Triumph]

Nope.

Guesses:


Cake
Exeggcute
Staryu
Starmie
Eevee [and all forms]
Clampearl
Nincada
Weezing
Grimer
Absol
Gloom


Hints:


Sometimes I'm half, sometimes I'm whole, sometimes a slice of me is all you'll know.



Sometimes I'm light, sometimes I'm dark, sometimes I'm both.



Not a Topazmon.

[Lord Eragon]

Kyurem?

[Cyndadile]

Ninjask?

[Triumph]

Negative.
Guesses:


Cake
Exeggcute
Staryu
Starmie
Eevee [and all forms]
Clampearl
Nincada
Weezing
Grimer
Absol
Gloom
Kyurem
Ninjask

[Lord Eragon]

Amoonguss or Foongus?

[Triumph]

Neither, and it's not a Topazmon.

[DD818]

mew(2)?

ps foongus is not a topazmon it is gen 5

[Triumph]

Thanks DD, I barely know my gen 5. Heh.

It's not Mew/Mewtwo.

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Ditto

[Triumph]

Nope :/

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Dilgett?

[Triumph]

still no.

[Tyrannigon64]

Lugia?

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Dugtrio? Magnetron? Magneto?

[Cranky Guy]

Darkrai? CAKE?

[phantom bezerker]

spiritomb?

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Beedrill?

[DD818]

Of corse arceus

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

dovakin?

[Cranky Guy]

I think arceus.

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

I flicker, I flash;
I run, I dash.
With a jolt, I bolt.
I am many;
Yet never seen.

Who am I?

[Cranky Guy]

Jolteon?

[PokePoindexter]

Zebstrika?

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Jolteon was correct, maybe I was too obvious :/

K cranky, your turn.