Corruptin' The Wish

[phantom bezerker]

someone already did this one...
granted, but nobody comes to your party.
I wish that somebody would make a PMD fanmade

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Granted, but no one knows what that is so nothing actually happens.

I wish that Pokemon Gen III+ didn't suck ass. And that Volphin was cannon.

[Silver]

granted, the only pokemon added to the dex was gallade
F*CK YA!!!

i.
wish.
i.
could.
win.
this.
game.

[Cranky Guy]

Granted, But the grand prize is an eelektross and it gobbles you up.

I wish I was a non edible fish in the ocean.

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Granted, but the ocean dries up and you die.

I wish for something bad to happen to me and those close to me. HA!

[Silver]

granted your house collapses, but you survive

i wish for ...

[Cranky Guy]

Granted, but unfortunately ... means complete silence, so you become deaf for the rest of your life.

I wish violets were red, and roses were blue, and galladester didn't have a gun, and the van wasn't damned.

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

But my wish wasn't corrupted!

Granted, (s)he has a sword and it's a coach.

I wish for more wishes thus increasing my wish factor by OVER 9000!

[Cranky Guy]

Granted, but someone has already got their wish factor to over 1'000'000, so your just lagging behind like a Shuckle behind a deoxys- speed forme.

I wish for HaKUnA MaTaTa. (can't really remember what that was.)

[Silver]

granted
you have no worries
until you meet me!

i wish vegeta was holding the scouter upsidedown and it read 0006!

[phantom bezerker]

granted, but then there's a glitch causing it to read OVER 9000!!!

I wish that nintendo would make some REAL dragons for gen 5

haxorus, reshiram, PFFT. [(

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Granted, but it's just a dragonite remake.

I wish for a fish.

[phantom bezerker]

granted, but it's diseased

I wish that people would listen to REAL music.

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Granted, but it's not your definition of real and thus you hate it.
I wish for a corrupted wish.

[phantom bezerker]

granted, but then it's so bad that u take gallad's gun and shoot whilst looking down the barrel.
I wish I had 1 million dollars

[Cranky Guy]

Granted, but you don't know what to use it for, so you throw all of it away.

I wish I had a tame Golurk.(They're awesome!) (PLUS, they can learn fly!)

[Silver]

granted, but iron fist makes dynamicpunch too strong, therefore it's power was the equivalent of five falcon ''pawnches'' and the awesomeness of it blew up the planet.
like, iBOOM!

I WISH MY LIFE SUCKED!
HOW YA GUNNA CORRUPT THAT, HUH?
sorry for shouting,:o

[Cranky Guy]

Granted, but someone kills you for sucking.

I wish for a tame pet cat that won't kill me and can't die.

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but the cat becomes depressed and starts drinking and is in constant pain and you wish it could be put out of its misery...

I wish I didn't make a mistake...

[Cranky Guy]

Granted, someone throws a mantrap at you and you lose your head. (srry Galladester)

I wish Cyndadile was a genius.

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Granted, but like all true geni-(er)-ei(?) he's insane and commits suicide.

I wish that I had a broken time machine, that in it's current state is unusable.

[Cranky Guy]

granted, but someone throws shit at you. You get enraged at hit the machine. The machine than X-plodes.

I wish for shitty people like BTG.

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Granted, voila, yourself.

I wish for a wish that would wish away to grant me my wish in such a wishy way that all other wishes will look wishless.

[Cranky Guy]

Granted, but befre you know what it is, you are shot to death.

I wish for chortles.

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but you have fury...

I wish for more ...

[Cranky Guy]

granted, you have more silence and less chortles.

I wish for fury and chortles.

[Merlin]

granted but they hate your guts so much they kill you

I wish electronics would quit dying constantly (i have a dead pc, a dead mp3 player and a dead ps1....)[though i do have another ps1 but i'd like my games to effin work on it]

[Cranky Guy]

Granted, they suddenly become alive and kill you for killing them.

I wish for glasses and fury.

[Merlin]

granted but your eyesight gets worse and you become covered in head to toe with fur that never stops growning suffocating you

i wish i had a ps3 so i could play a game that just got added to the sonic series recently

[phantom bezerker]

granted, but then it begins to update.

I wish for a copy of skyrim.

[Silver]

granted
but then you take an arrow to the knee.
I'm sorry, it just had to be said.

i wish i knew someone else with a 3ds

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Granted but then their 3DS takes an arrow to the screen.

I wish for a corrupted wish.

[phantom bezerker]

granted
<insert corruption here>

I wish lego didn't murder itself.

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Granted, it murders you now instead.
I wish for anything and/or nothing/neither, that can either be or not be corrupted or both, or neither.

[Silver]

Your wish used to be granted, but then it took an arrow to the W!
So now, it's just an ish
I wish for

[phantom bezerker]

granted, but then what?
I wish for minecraft 1.2 to come out, already!

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Granted but it's rubbish, so they quickly release an update to fix all the game-crashing bugs, only you can't download the update as your computer has come alive and is trying to kill you.
I wish for transformer-game consoles.

[phantom bezerker]

Granted, but they work for the ACME corperation: a power-crazed megalomaniacal corperation hell-bent on world domination.
It makes easy-to-use household appliances, and gets lots of dough off of them, to which they invest half of into world domination;
and the other half into making the easiest-to-use appliances around!
What? How do I know so much? Why, I am a shareholder for ACME!

I wish for three more wishes.

[Cranky Guy]

Granted, but you didn't use them.

I wish for phantom bezerker
look at me! I'm a god!

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[phantom bezerker]

granted, but you left out SWTOR profile.

I wish that pokemon garnet would COME OUT, ALREADY.

[Merlin]

granted but the game's only for japan...

I wish ...

(btw is garnet a fan game or an original?--just to clear things up.)

[PokePoindexter]

Granted, but ...

I wish ......

[Merlin]

granted but then the world gets a shortage of ....s

i wish i had multiple computers in my room (that all worked perfectly) and could go online (with terabyte harddrives or larger)

[Black Temple Gaurdian]

Granted. Unfortunately the original owners of those military computers (from whom you sleep stole them) come looking for you and aren't happy.

I wish for 3.14

[Cranky Guy]

Granted, but you take an arrow to the head.

I wish for shitty people.

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but... granted.

I wish people wouldn't swear.

[DD818]

Granted, but you are a Cyndadile and not a person, therefor you swear and you get killed for swearing.
i wish for topaz to be finshed.

[Silver]

Granted then you miss being on these forums
I wish for three more wishes

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but you can't think of anything to wish for...

I wish for 8...

[Silver]

granted I give you 24 full stops, now make me a sandwich, B*TCH!
i wish for wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes etc.

[Merlin]

Grandted but your head implodes from not beign able to figure it out.

I wish for the wish that wishes for itself.

[Cyndadile]

Granted, but you get a stackoverflow error because there is no base case...

I wish for Jirachi's wish...

[Silver]

Granted but you lose your pokedex and can't record jirachis data
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

I wish for Sh*te