Last Person To Post Wins

[Irot_Rebod]

<(^^<) <(^^)> (>^^)>
tiem 4 teh kirby dance
<(^^<) <(^^)> (>^^)>

[sifira]

I look condescendingly upon tyrannigon.

[Irot_Rebod]

I look condescendingly upon tyrannigon.

/join

[sifira]

I also rolled a 20. It's a critical hit. =D

[Irot_Rebod]

Aw snap, son. What's the damage multiplier on condescending looks?

[sifira]

It's x1 since it's over the internet. Oh well. :s

[Irot_Rebod]

Well... we can't win every battle.

[sifira]

Aye, but we can try.

[Irot_Rebod]

True that.

[Tyrannigon64]

But I'm winning right now =D

[Irot_Rebod]

NO.

[Tyrannigon64]

How do you have a post in all capitals? I haven't been able to do that...

[sifira]

It's an ancient secret that involves training under a kung-fu master for twenty years, then killing godzilla with both your feet and an arm tied behind your back.

[Tyrannigon64]

I am trying to type with all caps.

Edit: It didn't work. Okay, if you need me, I'll be looking for a kung-fu master. And Godzilla.

[Cyndadile]

Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!

[sifira]

Lets. Get. Dangerous.

[Tyrannigon64]

More like Dangeresque (You get 10 awesomeness points if you get this reference).

[sifira]

You lost 10 for ruining my reference. >:|

[Irot_Rebod]

It's an ancient secret that involves training under a kung-fu master for twenty years, then killing godzilla with both your feet and an arm tied behind your back.

You might have to do it in your sleep, too. At least, that's what I did.

[Cyndadile]

It was legen-wait for it-dary! Legendary!

100 Awesomeness Points for anyone who gets this reference.

And sifara and Ty: Only an Awesomeness judge appointed by the Court of Awesomeness may give or take Awesomeness Points.

[Tyrannigon64]

Fine. Can you give 10 awesomeness points to the first person to get my reference? Please?

[Cyndadile]

K.

[Tyrannigon64]

Yay!

[Cyndadile]

No problem.

[Irot_Rebod]

I'mma gonna eatchoo!

[Cyndadile]

?

[Tyrannigon64]

Have fun with that.

[Irot_Rebod]

Oh, I will. I'll start with your cheeks. Mmm...

[Tyrannigon64]

On second thought, don't have fun with that. It's kind of creepy. It's one thing to eat me, but it's another to enjoy it.

[sifira]

It was legen-wait for it-dary! Legendary!

100 Awesomeness Points for anyone who gets this reference.

And sifara and Ty: Only an Awesomeness judge appointed by the Court of Awesomeness may give or take Awesomeness Points.
You lose 100 awesome points for misspelling my name. :/

[Cyndadile]

No, you aren't an Awesomeness Judge. And even if you were, I have vetoing ability.

[Tyrannigon64]

So...... Who here likes brownies?

[sifira]

No, you aren't an Awesomeness Judge. And even if you were, I have vetoing ability.
You can't veto a name spelling penalty.

[Tyrannigon64]

I think he's saying he can veto the loss of awesomeness points, so even if you could take awesomeness points from him, he could veto that.

[sifira]

Name penalties (and the points lost) are unvetoable. 'Specially when they involve sif.

[Cyndadile]

No. That is not true, according to the Court of Awesomeness.

[Irot_Rebod]

As of today, the Court of Superiority appointed sifira as Head Magistrate of the Court of Awesomeness. I only know as the Court of Superiority's Jester.

[Tyrannigon64]

How does one become an awesomeness judge?

[Irot_Rebod]

Psh, heck if I know... appointed by the Head Magistrate... maybe? *shrug* But I do want some of those aforementioned brownies.

[Tyrannigon64]

There aren't any. I was just trying to bring up a topic of conversation.

[Irot_Rebod]

There aren't any. I was just trying to bring up a topic of conversation.

You are telling me... that the brownies... were... a... LIE?! >:@

[Tyrannigon64]

Yes, but the carrot cake batter is not a lie. Right now. Seriously.

[sifira]

Needs more ice cream cake.

[Tyrannigon64]

Needs more ice cream cake.

That's the best thing ever. Also, did you know that there exists cake flavoured ice cream? It's the awesomest flavour I've ever had! Next to cookie dough, of course.

[Cyndadile]

How does one become an awesomeness judge?

Here is how.


You are telling me... that the brownies... were... a... LIE?! >:@

Irot_Rebod, you are hereby declared a Minor Judge of Awesomeness by The Court of Awesomeness. Your decisions may be repealed by any Major Judge of Awesomeness, or by myself, Cyndadile, the Superior Judge of Awesomeness.

Now, go get yourself a truthful brownie to congratulate yourself.

[Tyrannigon64]

?

[sifira]

That's the best thing ever. Also, did you know that there exists cake flavoured ice cream? It's the awesomest flavour I've ever had! Next to cookie dough, of course.

I'm fond of mint chip and snickers myself. Mmm.

[Tyrannigon64]

I don't really like mint, personally.

[Cyndadile]

Irot still needs to accept his new position.

[Tyrannigon64]

How does one become an awesomeness judge?

[Cyndadile]

The Superior Judge of Awesomeness assigns you as a Minor Judge. You can later be promoted to a position as a Major Judge.

[Tyrannigon64]

You are the Superior Judge of Awesomeness, right?

[sifira]

:s

[Irot_Rebod]

Irot_Rebod, you are hereby declared a Minor Judge of Awesomeness by The Court of Awesomeness. Your decisions may be repealed by any Major Judge of Awesomeness, or by myself, Cyndadile, the Superior Judge of Awesomeness.

Now, go get yourself a truthful brownie to congratulate yourself.

I accept this position, but only if I may also keep my duties as the Superior Court's Jester. I shall now go nom on a truthful brownie.

[Tyrannigon64]

Later, I will be nomming on a truthful piece of carrot cake.

[Cyndadile]

You are the Superior Judge of Awesomeness, right?

Yes. And Irot, you will always be an Awesomeness Court Jester.

[Tyrannigon64]

I think he's talking about his position as Superior Court Jester, not Awesomeness Court Jester.

[sifira]

Later, I will be nomming on a truthful piece of carrot cake.
Later, I will be nomming on The Flesh of the Innocent™.

[Tyrannigon64]

I nommed said carrot cake last night. And what would the person who's flesh you are eating be innocent of?

[sifira]

Iunno, that's how it was packaged in the store.

[Tyrannigon64]

Sounds like a shady store to me.

[sifira]

Well, they did have frog's spit and bat's wing for sale, so it might've been.

[Tyrannigon64]

I meant that they had flesh of the innocent for sale. Frog's spit and bat wings would make it even more shady.

[sifira]

But it was so cheap, and so good. :<

[Tyrannigon64]

I still think it's shady.

[sifira]

But the store was well lit. :s

[Tyrannigon64]

That light may have been blocked by several objects causing lots of shade.

[Cyndadile]

I think he's talking about his position as Superior Court Jester, not Awesomeness Court Jester.

There is no Superior Court. Just a Superior Judge of the Awesomeness Court.

And nothing seems wrong with the store to me.

[Tyrannigon64]

Does anyone else think this game is at all similar to Calvinball from the Calvin and Hobbes comics?

[Cyndadile]

No, but Glorgansplort is pretty similar. To Calvinball, that is.

[Tyrannigon64]

Is Glorgansplort from a cartoon or comic or movie or something? If so, what cartoon or comic or movie or whatever?

[Cyndadile]

It's from real life. It is a sport. Soon, it will be in the Olympics.

[Tyrannigon64]

If it's like Calvinball, then that would be the best thing ever!

[Cyndadile]

It is. And there are no rules, only guidelines. Whoever gets the most points at the end of the game wins!

[Tyrannigon64]

Calvinball has a rule, but only one: Calvinball can never be played the same way twice.

[Cyndadile]

So Glorgansplort is BETTER!

[Tyrannigon64]

But you could play Glorgansplort the same way over and over and over again, which is boring.

[sifira]

My brain makes me read that word as 'organ transport'. :s

[Tyrannigon64]

............

[Cyndadile]

But you could play Glorgansplort the same way over and over and over again, which is boring.

That will never happen, because of the nature of the game.

[Tyrannigon64]

That might not be true; Pokemon was never intended to be as competitive as it is. If someone develops a strategy, they'll always use it.

[Irot_Rebod]

I developed a strategy for eating jellybeans through my nose. Sadly, I'm afraid I'm the only one doing it.

[Tyrannigon64]

I'm not a big fan of jellybeans, so I'm not sure I'd be trying it anytime soon.

[Irot_Rebod]

Heresy! Get out of my sight, blasphemer!

[Tyrannigon64]

Why? Is it a crime not to like jellybeans? Don't get me wrong, I want to like jellybeans.

[Irot_Rebod]

Well, I'll respect that, I suppose.

[Tyrannigon64]

Do you read Harry Potter? Because there's a type of candy called Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans in that series. And apparently, they do mean every flavour.

[Irot_Rebod]

Indeed, I've had said stuff. I found that earthworms tasted surprisingly worse than vomit.

[Tyrannigon64]

Interesting...

[Irot_Rebod]

Indubitably.

[Tyrannigon64]

Well, is earwax better than vomit?

[Irot_Rebod]

Yes.

[Cyndadile]

That might not be true; Pokemon was never intended to be as competitive as it is. If someone develops a strategy, they'll always use it.

It is phisically impossible for for the same strategy to work multiple times, because the game is different every time.

Also, jellbeans are awesome. And almost anything is better than vomit.

[Tyrannigon64]

Apparently vomit flavoured jellybeans are better than earthworm flavoured jellybeans. According to Irot, anyways.

[Cyndadile]

And almost anything is better than vomit.

[Tyrannigon64]

Ah... So do they have booger flavour ones?

[Irot_Rebod]

Indeed... they taste surprisingly good, though.

[Tyrannigon64]

What's the worst flavour?

[sifira]

Mmm, jelly beans.

[Tyrannigon64]

Personally, I prefer chocolate bars.

[sifira]

Eh, the only chocolate things I really like are twix and almond hershey bars. Everything else is kinda bland. :s

[Tyrannigon64]

Twix is TEH BEST CANDY EVAR.

[sifira]

/highfive

[Tyrannigon64]

Eh, the only chocolate things I really like are twix and almond hershey bars.

I've never really been a fan of nuts. I'm not allergic or anything, I just don't really like them.

[sifira]

Pistachios are very, very tasty, but almonds aren't unless theyre bathed in chocolate. They complement one another.

[Tyrannigon64]

Well, I do like peanut butter and honey sammiches, but I don't like peanut butter on its own.

[Irot_Rebod]

Ty, I think I'm going to ignore your posts about food. They make me view you very differently - and not in a good way. >:@

[Tyrannigon64]

What!? Is it my fault if I don't like jellybeans!?

[Cyndadile]

What!? Is it my fault if I don't like jellybeans!?

Yes. And...


What's the worst flavour?


BEWARE THE SLIMES!!!

http://cyndadile.webs.com/Slime.png

[Tyrannigon64]

I'm not trying to not like jellybeans. I have never tried to not like jellybeans.

[Cyndadile]

Then like them!

[Tyrannigon64]

...Name a food that you don't like. Now try liking that food.

[Cyndadile]

Jellybeans are different.

Anyone recognize this theme (^ means higher note, v means lower note, o is in the middle, z is rest, -- means the note is held longer):

o o o v o z o v o [short, 5 notes or so, background rythem] o o o v o z o ^ o [another rythem thingy] o o o v o z o v o ^-- [yet another interruption] and repeat.

I don't know if you can reall imagine that, but as I hear it, it is a kind of simple theme music that is quite flexible; adaptable to fit different situations. My question is: do any of you recognize it? I can't tell if the only reason I thought of it was because I heard it somewhere before, or if it is original.

[Tyrannigon64]

Hard to imagine, so no, I don't recognize it.

[sifira]

I want to say it's something classical, but it's not quite right. If I had a recorder or or a keyboard nearby I'd try it; it really does sound familiar. :/

[Tyrannigon64]

Try this (http://www.onemorelevel.com/game/virtual_keyboard_2).

[sifira]

Bleh, can't place it.

[Tyrannigon64]

Neither can I.

[Irot_Rebod]

Without exact (or even slightly more relative) notes, I can't help you. I've analyzed far too many songs that have a similar contour in melody. :(

[Cyndadile]

Hmm... I'll try to play it out on a piano, see if I can put down the basic notes. But I guess that I'll just assume that it is original.

[Tyrannigon64]

...Woof.

[sifira]

:s

[Tyrannigon64]

Oink.

[Cyndadile]

?

[Tyrannigon64]

Squawk.

[sifira]

Alrighty people, start looking for a mage, because I think ty got polymorphed.

[Irot_Rebod]

I dunno... if the mage knows polymorph, he's prolly got invisibility. I'm not sure I can handle that.

[Tyrannigon64]

I should know what a polymorph is, shouldn't I? What I just said made me sound really stupid, didn't it?

[sifira]

We should find us a witch-sniffer then. No mage is powerful enough to keep up an invisibility spell forever!

[Irot_Rebod]

Ty might be able to do it. Let's press gang him into it.

... oh, wait... he keeps changing into animals.

[sifira]

Damn enchantments. If only they were easier to remove. :/

[Tyrannigon64]

You don't have to be an animal to make animal noises!

[sifira]

But you do if you want to make the correct ones.

[Tyrannigon64]

True say, but if I were an animal, could I type "Oink", "Woof", and "Squawk"?

[sifira]

Maybe, eventually, if you pressed the keys long enough. Or had a voice-to-text program.

[Cyndadile]

No mage is powerful enough to keep up an invisibility spell forever!

I am. What do you need me for?

[Tyrannigon64]

Whatever. I'm guessing polymorphs are similar to animagi. Are they?

[Cyndadile]

You turn into stuff.

[Tyrannigon64]

Ah. Anything or just animals?

[sifira]

Polymorphing is turning one living thing into another (forcefully, as opposed to naturally, which is shapeshifting), not to be confused with transmuting, which deals with non-living material.

[Tyrannigon64]

Oh. What do you mean by "forcefully, as opposed to naturally"?

[sifira]

Naturally as in they can do it of their own free will, and usually without pain. Polymorphing someone tends to be painful since the body is not used to changing from one shape to another, so people don't usually volunteer for it.

[Tyrannigon64]

Okay, so it isn't similar to animagi.

[Cyndadile]

Now that we've settled that, what did you need me for, sifira?

[Irot_Rebod]

Page 42... y'know what that means.

[Tyrannigon64]

Poyo!

[Cyndadile]

Page 42... y'know what that means.

Life, the Universe, and Everything?

[Tyrannigon64]

No, silly, it's the number of dancing purple frogs! JK, he probably means that.

[sifira]

I already snagged post 1337, so I'll let you guys muck about on this page. :x

[Tyrannigon64]

BOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOP!

[Cyndadile]

...

?

[Tyrannigon64]

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[Irot_Rebod]

BEWARE THE SLIMES!!!

http://cyndadile.webs.com/Slime.png


...

?

[Tyrannigon64]

How many times do I have to tell you!? I will beware the freaking slimes!

[Irot_Rebod]

?

[Tyrannigon64]

Don't make Trogdor burninate you. Please tell me you get the reference.

[Cyndadile]

Beware the...
WOLVES!!!!!!!!!!

[Tyrannigon64]

Wolfrost is cooler than a regula wolf.

[Irot_Rebod]

Psh, Trogdor and I once had a contest to see who could burninate more of the countryside and peasants. I definitely won.

[sifira]

areyouawizard.jpg

[Tyrannigon64]

Psh, Trogdor and I once had a contest to see who could burninate more of the countryside and peasants. I definitely won.

I highly doubt that.

[sifira]

It's far more fun to grab a peasant with the hand of god and tell them they are a prostitute. Then when they get preggers tell them to become a farmer. =D

[Tyrannigon64]

Nah, burnination is WAAAAY more fun than that. What you described is about as fun as watching grey paint dry. IMO, anyways.

[Cyndadile]

areyouawizard.jpg

yesiamawizard.png

[Tyrannigon64]

usingfilenamesassentencesisfun.txt

[Irot_Rebod]

orly.sib

[sifira]

usingfilenamesassentencesisfun.txt
idonotthinkyouunderstand.exe

[Cyndadile]

www.whatsnottoget.net

EDIT: Ha, automatically turned into a link :p

[sifira]

theareyouawizardmeme.rar
And yeah, net address endings will convert to links, that's why you use file types. >_>

[Cyndadile]

ireallydontcareaboutmemes.zip

[sifira]

buttheymakethefoundationoftheinternetandiwasntresp ondingtoyouanyway.pfd
Lol random space. :s

[Irot_Rebod]

knowyourmemes.midi
theyareseriousbusiness.ogg

[Tyrannigon64]

ithinkyoumeansrsbsns.xls

[Irot_Rebod]

dontarguewithtrolls.mp3
itmeanstheywin.tiff

[Tyrannigon64]

ilikepie.ppt

[sifira]

birdstheword.wmp

[Tyrannigon64]

cluck.wav

[sifira]

D:

[Irot_Rebod]

cluck.wav

Don't break the internet. I love it too much.

[Tyrannigon64]

sry.exe

[sifira]

:s

[Cyndadile]

Next person to talk in a filename loses.

[Tyrannigon64]

I'm cool with that.

[sifira]

Next person to talk in a filename loses.
Kernel panic.

[Tyrannigon64]

YoUR HEAD A SPLODE.

[sifira]

Your heart will explode. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLCE18C6fKQ)

[Tyrannigon64]

I think you mean A SPLODE. (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbzone.html)

[sifira]

No, explode. The opposite of implode.

[Tyrannigon64]

Did you even click the link?

[sifira]

I did, and was unamused. Homestar is ancient.

[phantom bezerker]

Yes, and homsar2 is new.

[sifira]

I can't find a link to what age on the internet means, but a remake of something old and worn out is still considered old and worn out, unless it is new and interesting.
It is how the internet works.

[Tyrannigon64]

But that doesn't change the fact that YOUR HEAD A SPLODE.
I love Homestar Runner. I will keep checking on the website, because I know they'll make something new eventually. And if they don't, then at least the stuff they already put out is real funny.
And now, I leave with a quote from a sbemail.

Homestar: Strong Bad! Keg party at the water cooler!
Strong Bad: Not right now! I'm talking to phone tree survivor no. 13.
HS: Stro Bro, free bagels at the water cooler!
SB (to phone): I'm sorry, ma'am. Free bagels just happened.
(runs to water cooler)
SB: Hey! This isn't free bagels!
HS: No, but it is free...ing Homestar from the water cooler. That's pretty sweet.

This always makes me lol.

[sifira]

You need more sinfest (http://www.sinfest.net/) in your life.

[Cyndadile]

I win.

[Tyrannigon64]

You did. Now you don't.

[Cyndadile]

Wrong.

[Irot_Rebod]

I've won, and then I'll lose. But then you'll all lose, so... ya.

[Tyrannigon64]

It's the circle of life-I mean, victory.

[Konrad]

Let's play a game. Solve this math problem, and you win.

Lets say a number is bouncy if the digits in the number go up and down, or down and up, or both. For example, 1234321, 4321234, 434343, 1111111121, are all bouncy. Your job is to find numbers that AREN'T bouncy, such as 12345, 111111112345, 22222, 54321. Find the exact number of non-bouncy numbers below one googol. (10^100)

[Tyrannigon64]

Question. Is 14841 a bouncy number? Or do the digits have to go up/down by one?

[Konrad]

Yes it is.

[Tyrannigon64]

Might be too hard for me.

[sifira]

Ew, math. :s

[Cyndadile]

I don't get it, but I know the answer: Infinity. Reason: You never specified a bottom boundary. You did not say it was a whole number or a positive integer, and there are an infinite amount of negative "bouncy" numbers.

[Tyrannigon64]

Aw, I forgot about that :P

[Konrad]

Well, you got me there.

[Tyrannigon64]

And now, I am winning.

[Cyndadile]

Let's play a game. Solve this math problem, and you win.

Lets say a number is bouncy if the digits in the number go up and down, or down and up, or both. For example, 1234321, 4321234, 434343, 1111111121, are all bouncy. Your job is to find numbers that AREN'T bouncy, such as 12345, 111111112345, 22222, 54321. Find the exact number of non-bouncy numbers below one googol. (10^100)

^Not according to him.

[Tyrannigon64]

I mean, I am last to post. I win this, not that.

[Konrad]

I can give you guys a hint: its between 51 and 52 trillion.

[Tyrannigon64]

I don't care anymore! I might later, but not right now.

[Cyndadile]

I can give you guys a hint: its between 51 and 52 trillion.

Wrong. I already got the correct answer.

[phantom bezerker]

42

lol, joke steal from highest number B)

[Tyrannigon64]

The answer is >1.

[sifira]

Ew, math. :s

[Tyrannigon64]

I find math to be the easiest school subject EVAR.

[sifira]

Never did like it. :x

[Tyrannigon64]

I find it easier than English, Geography, History, etc.

[phantom bezerker]

But Science tops it.

[Tyrannigon64]

I actually find math easier than science. But science is my second fav.

[sifira]

I was always an english person. /shrug
I do math when I'm bored or when I'm at work. Any other time it's like bleh. :s

[Sev]

=pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

[phantom bezerker]

=bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

[Tyrannigon64]

Colon right bracket

[Sev]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDPPPPPDDDPPPPPPPÞÞXXXXppp()()()()()(

[Tyrannigon64]

.......

[Cyndadile]

?

[Tyrannigon64]

?

Was that directed at me or Infinity?

[Cyndadile]

Was that directed at me or Infinity?

It was directed at the UNIVERSE.

[Tyrannigon64]

Ah. The universe doesn't make much sense a lot of the time, does it?

[Cyndadile]

Hm.

[Tyrannigon64]

I like turtles. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y)

[Cyndadile]

?

[Tyrannigon64]

(Click "I like turtles. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y)")

[sifira]

Turtle! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG9O7N4-tTs)

[Tyrannigon64]

I like Squitles.

[sifira]

Exdeath doesn't. Who are you to question Exdeath?

[Tyrannigon64]

Did I question Exdeath? No, I didn't. I simply stated that I like Squirtles. Who is Exdeath?

[sifira]

You are questioning Exdeath by liking that which he does not. Your opinion is now void.

[Tyrannigon64]

When did he say he did not like Squirtles?

[Irot_Rebod]

Questioning Exdeath again... for shame.

[Tyrannigon64]

Why is that for shame?

[sifira]

Squirtle is a turtle, therefor Exdeath dislikes squirtles.

[Tyrannigon64]

All he did was say "Turtle". Are you sure that doesn't mean that he likes turtles?
And that's not what I asked. I meant "Why is it for shame to question Exdeath?"

[Sev]

You know that I'm mefan right?

[Irot_Rebod]

All he did was say "Turtle". Are you sure that doesn't mean that he likes turtles?
And that's not what I asked. I meant "Why is it for shame to question Exdeath?"

Last time I questioned a tree, I regretted it.

[Cyndadile]

You know that I'm mefan right?

Yes.

[sifira]

Last time I questioned a tree, I regretted it.
<3

[Tyrannigon64]

Last time I questioned a tree, I regretted it.

Why? What did it do to you?