Last Person To Post Wins

[Tyrannigon64]

Sounds like a shady store to me.

[sifira]

Well, they did have frog's spit and bat's wing for sale, so it might've been.

[Tyrannigon64]

I meant that they had flesh of the innocent for sale. Frog's spit and bat wings would make it even more shady.

[sifira]

But it was so cheap, and so good. :<

[Tyrannigon64]

I still think it's shady.

[sifira]

But the store was well lit. :s

[Tyrannigon64]

That light may have been blocked by several objects causing lots of shade.

[Cyndadile]

I think he's talking about his position as Superior Court Jester, not Awesomeness Court Jester.

There is no Superior Court. Just a Superior Judge of the Awesomeness Court.

And nothing seems wrong with the store to me.

[Tyrannigon64]

Does anyone else think this game is at all similar to Calvinball from the Calvin and Hobbes comics?

[Cyndadile]

No, but Glorgansplort is pretty similar. To Calvinball, that is.

[Tyrannigon64]

Is Glorgansplort from a cartoon or comic or movie or something? If so, what cartoon or comic or movie or whatever?

[Cyndadile]

It's from real life. It is a sport. Soon, it will be in the Olympics.

[Tyrannigon64]

If it's like Calvinball, then that would be the best thing ever!

[Cyndadile]

It is. And there are no rules, only guidelines. Whoever gets the most points at the end of the game wins!

[Tyrannigon64]

Calvinball has a rule, but only one: Calvinball can never be played the same way twice.

[Cyndadile]

So Glorgansplort is BETTER!

[Tyrannigon64]

But you could play Glorgansplort the same way over and over and over again, which is boring.

[sifira]

My brain makes me read that word as 'organ transport'. :s

[Tyrannigon64]

............

[Cyndadile]

But you could play Glorgansplort the same way over and over and over again, which is boring.

That will never happen, because of the nature of the game.

[Tyrannigon64]

That might not be true; Pokemon was never intended to be as competitive as it is. If someone develops a strategy, they'll always use it.

[Irot_Rebod]

I developed a strategy for eating jellybeans through my nose. Sadly, I'm afraid I'm the only one doing it.

[Tyrannigon64]

I'm not a big fan of jellybeans, so I'm not sure I'd be trying it anytime soon.

[Irot_Rebod]

Heresy! Get out of my sight, blasphemer!

[Tyrannigon64]

Why? Is it a crime not to like jellybeans? Don't get me wrong, I want to like jellybeans.

[Irot_Rebod]

Well, I'll respect that, I suppose.

[Tyrannigon64]

Do you read Harry Potter? Because there's a type of candy called Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans in that series. And apparently, they do mean every flavour.

[Irot_Rebod]

Indeed, I've had said stuff. I found that earthworms tasted surprisingly worse than vomit.

[Tyrannigon64]

Interesting...

[Irot_Rebod]

Indubitably.

[Tyrannigon64]

Well, is earwax better than vomit?

[Irot_Rebod]

Yes.

[Cyndadile]

That might not be true; Pokemon was never intended to be as competitive as it is. If someone develops a strategy, they'll always use it.

It is phisically impossible for for the same strategy to work multiple times, because the game is different every time.

Also, jellbeans are awesome. And almost anything is better than vomit.

[Tyrannigon64]

Apparently vomit flavoured jellybeans are better than earthworm flavoured jellybeans. According to Irot, anyways.

[Cyndadile]

And almost anything is better than vomit.

[Tyrannigon64]

Ah... So do they have booger flavour ones?

[Irot_Rebod]

Indeed... they taste surprisingly good, though.

[Tyrannigon64]

What's the worst flavour?

[sifira]

Mmm, jelly beans.

[Tyrannigon64]

Personally, I prefer chocolate bars.