Last Person To Post Wins

**Merlin** · 09-28-10 09:02 PM

and yet the emperors are the smartest leaders?

**Cyndadile** · 09-28-10 10:20 PM

Penguins? Yes.

**Irot_Rebod** · 09-29-10 02:18 AM

Indeed, such a rotten apple our world is... from the outside, all is fine and dandy, but dig deeper and you'll find the putrid remnants being fed on by worms. I question the emperors being so smart... though, as noted, penguins are pretty awesome. What does Beaker have to say about this? "Meap, meap!" I presume.

**Cyndadile** · 09-29-10 06:57 PM

Emperor Penguins?

**Merlin** · 09-30-10 11:49 PM

ever heard of empoleon?
he's an emperor penguin... or at least based off of it anyway...

And so I Emperor Virus shall conquer and own all that is known as Earth. And so everyone shall bow down before my might and obey my every command or be killed off...

(i win)

**Cyndadile** · 10-01-10 12:55 AM

I am sorry, my good friend, but I must disagree on that topic.

**Irot_Rebod** · 10-05-10 07:30 AM

Ohoho, you thought I would let you win so easily? But here I be, in your threads, posting stuff and winning.

**Cyndadile** · 10-05-10 07:03 PM

Critical thinking is the key to success.

**Irot_Rebod** · 10-05-10 09:22 PM

Hmm, touché, my good sir. Alas, I am always a person of the critical thinking variety.

**STT** · 10-05-10 11:01 PM

Ahem.

I OFFICIALLY WIN THIS THREAD.

**Irot_Rebod** · 10-05-10 11:06 PM

Bah! We'll see about that! *natural 1 on steal check to steal STT's winning of this thread*

... hmm...

... it seems I failed so hard that I stole the thread instead of the winning. Sad day.

**Cyndadile** · 10-05-10 11:42 PM

Well, I suppose that's one possibility eliminated...

Anyone play Professor Layton?

**Irot_Rebod** · 10-05-10 11:51 PM

I'm afraid not. However, I do play the piano.

**STT** · 10-06-10 12:08 AM

*rolls natural 20 on steal check*

YEAH BABY.

**Irot_Rebod** · 10-06-10 12:18 AM

Did you just steal my piano?! D:

**STT** · 10-06-10 12:20 AM

Nah, I stole the awesome BW soundtrack. >.>

**Irot_Rebod** · 10-06-10 01:26 AM

Oh, good choice. It is, indeed, awesome. I assume that by "stole," you mean "legitimately bought," right? :P

**Cyndadile** · 10-06-10 07:05 PM

As your lawyer, I recommend that you do not answer that.

**ikkyblob** · 10-08-10 10:46 AM

I'm in a court training thing, so as long as the offender is 7-16 and in my area, I can help with the problem of what the consequences are.

**Cyndadile** · 10-08-10 06:57 PM

I would like to call witness Irot_Rebod to the stand.

**Irot_Rebod** · 10-08-10 09:44 PM

Um... I reserve the right to plead the fifth... ?

**Cyndadile** · 10-08-10 11:32 PM

I may still, however, question you. Here are my questions:
Have you ever illigitamatly stolen music?
Do you like grape-flavored things?
Would one be able to decipher your name from your username (in which case I believe that I know it)?

**Irot_Rebod** · 10-09-10 12:24 AM

A: Stolen audio recordings for listening pleasure? Ha! Like people would actually do such a thing... I PLEAD THE FIFTH!
B: Yes... yes, I do.
C: ... maybe?

**Cyndadile** · 10-09-10 11:59 AM

That will be all.

**ikkyblob** · 10-09-10 03:44 PM

Mr. Lawyer wins again!

**Cyndadile** · 10-09-10 07:51 PM

Lawyers are summoned from the underworld.

**Irot_Rebod** · 10-09-10 08:26 PM

Motion to cross-examine the witness... ?

**Cyndadile** · 10-10-10 12:52 AM

Fine.

**Irot_Rebod** · 10-10-10 01:52 AM

Mr. Irot_Rebod, I have a few questions for you...

Q: Have you ever encountered an illithid, and if so, would they have caused you to steal said music, had you stolen it?
A: Yes, and I suppose you could be right.

Q: When is the last time you had a grape-flavored food/beverage?
A: Somewhere in the ballpark of six months.

Q: Yes, yes... and tell me... pancakes or waffles?
A: That's easy... waffles.

Ladies and gentlemen... I rest my case.

**Cyndadile** · 10-10-10 11:36 PM

Wait just a second...

Bacon... Canadian? Or Non-Canadian?

Also, Michigan is awesome.

**Irot_Rebod** · 10-11-10 02:33 AM

Not that I have anything against Canadians... but I'm gonna have to go for the non-Canadian bacon. Being a fatty, I enjoy my real bacon grease and oils. Mmm...

And yes... Michigan is so awesome. We have water. Lots of it. And Detroit... I know you're totally jealous about D-Town... and Flint... and Ypsilanti... great cities right there.

**Silver** · 10-12-10 06:00 PM

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**Cyndadile** · 10-12-10 06:55 PM

Irot: Your answer is acceptable. You are free to go.

CANADIAN BACON IS JUST HAM!!!

Silver: Congratulations?

**Irot_Rebod** · 10-13-10 01:52 AM

Indeed... whoever came up with the term "Canadian bacon" should be shot for misleading us all... there is nothing bacon-y about it... besides being pork. Bacon oozes that delicious oily flavor... Canadian bacon oozes... that... um, delicious ham flavor.

...

... I'm going to go make some bacon now.

**Cyndadile** · 10-13-10 07:34 PM

Good plan. I might be having bacon later today.

**STT** · 10-13-10 09:25 PM

Originally Posted by Irot_Rebod

Indeed... whoever came up with the term "Canadian bacon" should be shot for misleading us all... there is nothing bacon-y about it... besides being pork. Bacon oozes that delicious oily flavor... Canadian bacon oozes... that... um, delicious ham flavor.

...

... I'm going to go make some bacon now.

... *is Canadian* FFFFFFFFF-

You're most likely right though, there's no such thing as Canadian food. xD

**Cyndadile** · 10-13-10 11:46 PM

Yum. I had bacon.

I think that the recipie for bacon was, when being given to Canada, altered in the translation.

**Silver** · 10-16-10 09:16 PM

probably

**Cyndadile** · 10-16-10 09:45 PM

See, translate that to Canadian and back and you're teling everyone to wear a hat.

**Silver** · 10-16-10 10:18 PM

hah!

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