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    Default Corruptin' The Wish

    Many of you probably know how this game works, but for those who don't, here's how it does.

    The first person wishes for something. The next person "corrupts" it, and then wishes for something else, which is corrupted by the next poster.
    Example:
    #1: I wish for cookies.
    #2: Granted, but they're very old and sawdusty. I wish for an XBox 360.
    #3: Granted, but...

    I'll start:
    I wish the old forum didn't crash.

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    Granted, but... [do I really have to corrupt this? I wish it, too. ] ... bots found a way to spam us.

    I wish Christmas break lasted longer.

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    Granted, but it lasts all year except for one day. And on that one day everyone's to lazy to work, so the world's economy comes to an end. Either that or Christmas is no longer reckognized as a holiday.
    I wish for the power to distort reality to my will.

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    Granted, but you accidentally distort yourself to be placed in Afghanistan without any support.

    I wish I could be more active at 11:30 AM.

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    granted, but you become so active that you can't ever fall asleep, and eventually die from lack of it...
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    Wish granted but nothing came back to haunt you.


    I wish i was born knowing html...

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    Granted, but the knowledge overloads- and subsequently short-circuits- your brain.

    I wish I knew what to write for Chapter 14.

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    granted, but then you forget it...


    i wish for pie~!
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    Granted. It's filled with worms and posionous mushrooms =D

    I wish that I wouldn't have so many ideas for comics Dx
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    Granted,but you than accidently forget all of them.

    I wish that I was at dizneyland!

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    Granted but Dialga and Palkia feud again, but there and it destroys you.



    I wish my favorite songs were longer, but not too long.

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    Granted, but when you try to remember the lirics, you cant because their too long.

    I wish everyone was vegeterian.

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    granted but your favorite dog dies.

    i wish GameFreak would remake ALL of the Pokemon games.
    Wait... Wut?


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    Granted, but they do it too quickly, and with too little of a budget, so they each only go up to the first badge.

    I wish I had a really good comedy routine that made everyone laugh.

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    granted, but they laugh so hard they stop breathing and die :P


    i wish..... that i had something to wish for... that had no loop holes that could go wrong or too rite
    Wait... Wut?


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    Granted, but it's to become a tarantula. A tarantula wasp sees you, chases after you, and stings you until you're paralyzed. Then, the wasp builds its nest on you, lays an egg, and when the baby hatches, literally feeds off of you (they actually do this IRL).

    I wish I didn't have to wake up at 7 AM this morning to go to my job.

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    Granted, but you have to get a different job, that operates at night.

    I wish there was a wireless hotspot near my house I could actually use instead of my mom's aircard.

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    Granted, but it is illegal and you are arrested...

    I wish that I had a longer attention span so that I could finish my book (I'm on word 3)...

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    granted, but then you get so interested in this one thing, that you fall off a cliff, and don't notice...

    I wish i could draw well....
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    Granted, but art thieves steal all of your drawings to sell them on eBay.

    I wish I could finish my novel by the end of this school year.

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    Granted, but nobody likes it.

    I wish for my first class not to be earlier than 10 AM tomorrow.

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    Granted but it starts at 10 pm instead.

    I wish I could remember the lyrics to Gainesville Rock City.

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    Granted, but you forget everything else in life.

    I wish I was as interested in K'Nex as my best friend.

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    Granted, but then your friend loses interest in it, then see your interested in it, and stops being friends with you...

    i wish there was a ninja emote on here....
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    Granted, but it turns alive and kills you.

    I wish that I was the administrator.

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    Granted, but then everybody becomes administrator and there's really just no point anymore.

    I wish, I wish I was a fish.
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    kay, but then you become a useless Magikarp, that always stays at Lv.1 and only knows Splash

    i wish for meep
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    Granted, but it turns out that "meep" is the word that when spoken causes your brain to implode.

    I wish I could learn my piano music through osmosis by sleeping on the sheet music at night.
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    Granted, but then they're all you can think, and say, and play

    i wish my brain didn't implode
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    Granted, but your brain explodes instead... (Not very creative is it)

    I wish people actually listened to me every once in a while, you know so that any good advice I accidently give is heard and not ignored...

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    Granted, people hear it but dismiss it five seconds later.

    I wish there were more part-skim cheese variants out there.

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    Granted, but no one buys it so all of the cheese companys go out of buissnes and you are arrested buying moldy cheese on the black market...

    I wish someone would wish that another person would wish that I was a dragon who wished I was a human who wished someone would wish that another person would wish that I was a dragon who wished I was a human who wished someone would wish that another person would wish that I was a dragon who wished I was a human who wished someone would wish that another person would wish that I was a dragon who wished I was a human who wished someone would wish that another person would wish that I was a dragon who wished I was a human who wished (endless loop)...

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    Granted, but in one of those forms (either dragon or human)you get tired of living and kill yourself.

    I wish I could draw better...

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    Granted. You draw so well that the world loves your art, and someone steals it all.

    I wish I didn't have to wait until Feb. 25 for the contest results...

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    Granted. Now you have to wait till December 25.

    I wish, I wish, I ate a fish who was particularly Irot_rebod.

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    =O!

    ... erm, granted. Turns out he was a puffer-fish... and, uh... well, the poison isn't doing you any good. D:

    I wish I could eat as many packzkis as I wanted to without gaining all that weight!
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    Granted, but because you dont gain weight, you lose your fat, you turn very skiny, and at last, you shrivel and dry up.

    I wish I could control all Pokemon at my will.

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    Granted, but you make a mistake that causes them to blow up the planet...

    I wish that I was a...(chooses random Pokemon)...Shaymin!...

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    Granted, but my Ninetales comes and OHKO's you with a Fire Blast.

    I wish I wasn't exhausted from a busy day.

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    Granted. Now your exhausted from a not busy day.

    I wish, I wish, I ate a fish that wasn't a pufferfish or any poisionous fish!

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